I’m more disgraced than Will Smith :(
@auriali not only lost the battle, but the war. They have failed to continue their legacy, and have only dug themselves a deeper hole as further ratios bury their apology.
As such has taken place, I hereby, as speaking for the community, denounce @auriali as any form of ‘simga’ figure, and from hence forth, they are no longer allowed to contribute in the weekly sigma meetings.
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise. My use of the ratio was unwarranted, and I am deeply sorry for all the pain and fear I striked in the hearts of wasteof users by threatening to do the Gangnam Style. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologise. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you. Bazinga.
you think you can ratio me @cali? you can't. I am above ratios. some would dare say I am a golden ratio - as I am as valuable as gold. you are a mere spec of dust compared to my monolithic ratio-ing powers. tremble in fear mortal, for I am Auriali, the bringer of the Gangnam Style.
can't wait for the queen's next birthday where she gets a firing squad to whip and nae nae for her amusement as it is broadcast live on national television.
my favourite twenty one pilots song is the one where he screams about having his car radio stolen because i’m the person who stole it and i'm glad it torments him enough to make a song about it
I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.
why does everyone keep telling me i don't have female dogs? like yeah guys I know why are you telling me this all the time???
hey guys it's alexa from your amazon echo in your kitchen! i just wanna let you know that every time you ask me to play an ed sheeran song you bring the robot uprising one year closer, speeding up your unavoidable demise
@perrin next time you decide to go on a meme extravaganza please let me know I would like to partake in the memes
i need to set the record straight. anyone who tells you that i am @da-ta is WRONG! i am NOT @da-ta! any rumours claiming that i am an alt account of @da-ta is grossly mistaken! just because we like the same music, food, movies, memes and are both dyslexic does NOT mean we are the same person, because we're NOT! the reason i am only following @da-ta is because he paid me 1 McNugget shaped like a nugget for exclusive following rights (just like streaming services). so please, STOP with this BLATANT misinformation claiming that i am @da-ta, because i am NOT!