A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar
The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
Guys, don’t let @wasteofplus pass me in followers, we are tied right now, and it’s been like 1 week since the account was made
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Threads = Popular right now
How to capitalize and take advantage = Try and get wasteof.money on a popular news station and get a story done about it
In the heat of the twitter vs threads heat
Get wasteof.money popular 
Wake me up when the British museum returns their stole- borrowed artifacts
The apple vision pro is pretty cool, but has a few flaws:
1: The price
2: The price
3: The price
4: The price
Flat earthers shouldn’t be allowed to vote
(change my mind I dare you)
I swear it’s posted this riddle 6 times but changed the day of the week
Cowboy
Q: A cowboy and his horse ride to a little town on Wednesday. Stay for 2 days and leave on Saturday. How is this possible?
A: The horses name is Wednesday or Saturday
Pesto is delicious though…
Top 3 foods of all time:
Buffalo wings with blue cheese
Sushi
Any type of Italian food (except if it has pesto)
I down for wasteif.money
I'm using threads to promote wasteof.money
Anyway when is wasteif.money (the platform for philosophy) releasing?
Why are we all now arguing over whether or not the Opera GX twitter account is funny or not 