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was active on wasteof from 2022 to 2026-ish; left indefinitely for personal reasons. greatly enjoyed the time i got to spend here - thanks guys
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tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)

Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.

I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.

You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.

Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.

I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.

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remind me what 2,715 + 5,932 is again?

@leaks am i a real person?

bro what if they made @kiwi a real person or something that would be crazy

slightly concerned as to how many of my current internet friends are gonna have “last active 14 years ago” listed on their discord accounts in the distant future

“what are we, some kind of waste of dot money?”

✋😐🤚

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i feel old

what’s your guys’ favorite paperweight? here’s mine

invader zim: enter the florpus is absolute cinema

props to tomorrow corporation for consistently making banger games

(ignoring the fact that they only have six total games, four if you’re only including ones they actually developed)

i find it funny how everyone else is excited about the switch 2 releasing, meanwhile i’m over here buying my long-distance friend’s old wii u for $85 because he’s saving up to buy a switch 2 with the profits

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Do people like posts which are genuine nonsense

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ok ko creator is spitting facts

yeah, why? i’ve always noticed that they

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i thought the onion was supposed to be satire

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory

https://theonion.com/show-me-where-you-make-autism-shouts-rfk-jr-storming-sour-patch-kids-factory/

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