“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
my thoughts on the game awards
1.) they didn’t announce the highly anticipated concord 2: 2 con 2 cord :(((((((((((((
2.) astro bot won game of the year :))))))))))))))))))
3.) i don’t have a ps5 so this doesn’t affect me :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
…yep, that aged horribly
this screenshot is either going to age EXTREMELY well or EXTREMELY horribly (definitely the latter)
this screenshot is either going to age EXTREMELY well or EXTREMELY horribly (definitely the latter)
VERY IMPORTANT LEAK:
I can confirm with my very legitimate sources that at The Game Awards tonight:
There will be games.
There might be awards.
Take this with a grain of salt, but I’m hearing that one of the games nominated for Game of the Year is going to win the award.
the nintendo alarmo received an update yesterday adding mario kart 8 deluxe alarms
today, i was just using my computer like normal, when suddenly i heard what sounded like my computer fans spinning unusually loudly, at a volume that sounded like they were gonna explode. for two whole seconds, i feared that my computer was about to just die on me.
and then i realized that was just my alarmo making car noises. ._.
saw my youtube gaming recap and… it’s both exactly what i expected and not exactly what i expected.
that ain’t mybearworld, that’s yourmouseplanet 
fun fact that im not sure if people know:
if you want to link to a profile without pinging that person, put quotations around the username
then the username is still hyperlinked, but it doesn’t ping the user, making it slightly better than saying @/kiwi
finished half-life 2 episode 2!
spoilers for 17 year old game below:
…i knew it ended with an unresolved cliffhanger before i played it… but i wasn’t expecting the cliffhanger to be THAT unresolved…
here’s my steam profile if anyone wants to friend me btw
