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July 4, 2023
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go follow @oren what else are you doing with your life

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Yea, alcohol has very little benefit (other than a small amount of fun) compared to the risks (making bad decisions, driving, and it negatively affects your actual health)

if i had a dollar for every time i said no to people in my dorms offering me alcohol i think i’d be rich (don’t take up drinking even if it’s legal, kids)

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Hey, you want rum cake?

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I forgot it was April fools

I feel like I missed something important

Hello everyone, you’ve probably already heard, and I’m sorry for what I have done. I will no longer be active on this site, or probably even the internet, for apparent reasons. I never wanted it to end this way. Bye

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Oren => Orange?

“Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.

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even if you don’t like Elon, this is pretty cool

https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm

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The scratch team put 0 effort into April fools day this year (other than making a new sub-forum). Every year they do less and less.

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Don't you hate it when you actually have a nice dream with a good plot, and it ends just at the good part? That always happens to me

Had a dream this morning where I could not make any flight I tried to get on (even if I managed to get on I’d get back off for some reason and the plane would leave), until finally I was strapped in and we were starting to move and then my alarm went off

bought airplane tickets (ouch)

I've been feeling bad lately, probably because I've had no time by myself for over a week. Please disregard all messages from me until Saturday (unless they're funny)

Me when I'm complaining all the time:

I hope you like my daily ramblings, because i’m deleting them 💀

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This is how I currently feel

The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest

Today, I seriously thought about killing you I contemplated, premeditated murder

And I think about killing myself

And I love myself way more than I love you, so…

Today, I thought about killing you,

premeditated murder

You'd only care enough to kill somebody you love

The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest

Just say it out loud to see how it feels

People say "don't say this, don't say that"

Just say it out loud, just to see how it feels

Weigh all the options, nothing's off the table

Today, I thought about killing you,

premeditated murder

I think about killing myself

And I, I love myself way more than I love you

The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest

I think this is the part where I'm supposed to say somethin' good to compensate it so it doesn't come off bad

But sometimes I think really bad things

Really, really, really bad things

And I love myself way more than I love you

See, if I was tryin' to relate it to more people

I'd probably say I'm struggling with loving myself

Because that seems like a common theme

But that's not the case here

I love myself way more than I love you

And I think about killing myself

So, best believe,

I thought about killing you today

Premeditated murder.

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