Blaze is the best social media ever and Kyletech isnt an ugly goblin dork who makes bad music like Tally Hall
That’s the Bucee’s beaver. If you don’t know, Bucees is this massive gas station chain based mainly in Texas (they have locations in other states, however the majority are in Texas), and their locations are over 100,000sqft in size. Their mascot is this two-toothed Beaver, and they have a statue of it outside most of their locations. It’s common for people to take pictures of them near it or sitting on it, but this person probably thought it was a funny idea to lay on it.
saw @kiwi as the top comment on the newest slop live video and unironically double taked
He just realised that Apple makes the best technology products in every category except virtual reality
Top ten anime betrayals
“also i moved into university lol”

i had a sandwich and cookie and now can confidently say that @ilovetimhortons
also i moved into university lol
It can be really funny if it’s something petty but some people will actually just do disrespectful stuff and pass it off as ragebait. Like today in school I kept untying my friend’s left shoe all day and gaslighting him about it but once he realised what was going on, we both had a good laugh about it. See that’s harmless ragebait, but I’ve genuinely just seen people pinching people repeatedly and then going “Guys, it’s just ragebait! It’s not that deep!” TLDR; ragebait can be funny but annoying assholes use it as an excuse to just be an asshole.
Some day we gon' get Oren
Some day we gon' get Lindsay
Baby, don't you bet it all
On a pack of Lindsay
You might think Oren wrote you off
They gon' have to Lindsay me off
Someday the Oren’ll be gone
And they'll play Lindsay on and on
Sometimes I take all the Oren
Talk like I drank all the Lindsay
Oren ahead but way Lindsay
I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren
No half-orens, just all Lindsays
Caught between Oren and Lindsay
This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay
i didnt eat a seedless banana until i was 8 years old
if i saw a banana with seeds, i’d freak out the same way someone from the 1500s would if they saw one without seeds
went to my new school’s computer lap and it was all dell optiplexes and now i can’t stop thinking about wasteof.money