When you and your homeboy are watching videos at school even though phones are banned and a teacher catches you so you give it to them and pay the front office $15. (we ALL relate) 
When you fail your test and your parents get mad at you so you study harder so you can get better grades (we ALL relate)
When you and your friend are walking to school (like usual), but then he slips into mud and falls and then you start laughing then help him get back up. (WE all relate)
I think Burrito needs some opposition right now, so I am going to be the complete opposite of him and say normal stuff.
Inspirational 
I love christmastime when my cousins visit 
only time of the year I KNOW I'm getting laid
when u jorkin ur shit straight vigorous style and ur skin starts molting off like a snake so you lwk js grind it up and use it as seasoning 
we ALL relate
this is so wrong…
unpopular opinion please repost and denounce
C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
CW: Death, Violence
Less than one hour ago, Charlie Kirk was assassinated at a university in Utah while having a discussion and died from multiple shots to the neck after an unsuccessful surgery. His entire family was watching him as he was killed.
While I disagreed with almost all of his opinions, unprovoked violence is never okay, and I am praying for him and his family.
No matter where you are on the political ladder, if you are human you should see that this is an unjustifiable and disgusting murder.
Even I, as a Muslim who found his Islamophobic messages to be racist, disgusting, and dangerous can still see that this is a tragic event.
Rest in Peace,
Charlie Kirk
1993-2025. (Aged 31.)
WE, yes, you, esben, and whoever is reading this LOVE apple…
IDC call me a glazer, but apple has COOKED with the iphone 17s. They are actually fantastic.
Twin I am sudanese
Everyone switches their phone to use 24 hour time and thinks they’re different… come back to me when you’re using Eastern Arabic numerals