happy one year anniversary to the worst thing to have happened on any eleventh of September everybody
getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethra
German and Dutch people have been doing this for decades
Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word
Fun fact: You (yes, you reading this!) have logged just as many rebounds, points, free throws made, free throws attempted, steals, assists, and games started in your NBA career as former player-turned anti-trans grifter and failed politician Royce White! (0)
You’re also legally allowed to be physically closer to his son and ex-wife than he is, as both have filed restraining orders against him!
“I identify as a woman now and will be applying for the WNBA” okay no problem, time to get you on E for at least four to six months girlie
welcome back burrito Kanye mode, oh how i missed you
Being breastfed by a chubby anthro dragon but her milk lwk got a little kick to it >>>>>>>>>>
Tommy Tallarico was the first American to invent this strategy. His mother’s very proud
the jennie remix of Dracula by Tame Impala feels like “How TAME IMPALA and ME recorded DRACULA!”
when it comes to computers i’m closer to Jared (19)
(19)Zohran winning outright in a major election gives me hope that maybe our current election system isn’t entirely screwed and that maybe positive change in this nation can occur without necessitating a complete overhaul of our electoral process.
Even with the entire deck stacked against him, with billionaires spending millions on his opponent, with every major news outlet fear mongering about his religion or background or socialist beliefs, he managed to win, because he proved his worth by meeting New Yorkers on the streets, in their homes, at their churches and mosques, at sports games, and at social gatherings. Everywhere he went he asked everyday people “What are the struggles you face as a New Yorker, and how can the government help resolve or ease those burdens?” Then he laid out a clear, concise plan to fund practical solutions. His policies can and will make life objectively, measurably easier for New Yorkers.
Every politician should learn from his example. He ran a flawless campaign. Thanks to him I’m optimistic about the direction of American politics and the electability of progressive policies again.
on top of it all, he’s also hot as hell
this is physically nauseating please stop rotating the site :( we’re sorry we called you stinky i’m sure you smell very tolerable
I am watching jeffalo mess with the sight in real time help me this is a nightmare
why is the screen blurry and why do the colors keep being inverted
I am watching jeffalo mess with the sight in real time help me this is a nightmare
why is the screen blurry and why do the colors keep being inverted
Kanye on a mundane thursday every 6-14 months:
COSTCO MENTIONED RAHHHHHH
WHAT THE HELL IS A PROFITABLE PRICING MODEL
I was in Costco the other week in Edinburgh and my S23 Ultra tried to connect to a Samsung smart fridge out of nowhere lmao
this post is the worst thing to have ever happened on any eleventh of september
getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethra
Dolphins offense vs Patriots defense yesterday
burrito woke up last week and decided to post exclusively the most heinous and viscerally uncomfortable thoughts one could possibly think up
I love christmastime when my cousins visit 
only time of the year I KNOW I'm getting laid 
