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I found out recently that my watch can't make any phone calls without networks, including 911. This means I can dial 911 and nothing will happen, but man, the look on people's faces when I dial 911 and then hide my screen? Priceless.

@jeffalo I would indeed like to be able to import audio from other sources (plz)

Wasteof needs an audio function. There's no way to get across any nuance with text. I bet there would be way less controversies if I could explain myself with audio.

sloth battle strats

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Yooooo look at these adorable kittens!

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am I the only one who wakes up and only sees darkness

always nice to wake up and see sunshine

skinwalker 😒

My classmate straight up said his mic is broken while he was in the classroom in person.

Fair

the fourth best website for some respect

This reminds me of the time I ate chocolate from a seven year old Easter Egg hidden in a bush

nothing beats the superior feeling of knowing what soap tastes like

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it was a lie 😔

i’m really active now

???

woah first transgender person on drugs

@jeffalo Good choice adding Mark to the dev team.

winrar subscription:

without it you can't use:

winrar

Factor subscription, without it there’s no defining, limit of 100 words.

Haskell subscription, without it you only get Eq, Num, Functor, Applicative, and Monad, and the only allowed monads are Maybe and [].

Brainfuck subscription, without it only 1 layer of loops, a limited amount of + and -, and no input.

idea: rust+ subscription

without it you can’t:

  • use unsafe { … } blocks

  • use extern crates

  • make more than 5 mods

  • use structs

it gives you

  • class structs ohmigod class structs i miss class structs please give me them back

Idea: JavaScript+ subscription:

Without it you can’t:

  • make http requests

  • use modules

  • make more than 50 variables (not including globals and such)

  • And you can’t use let or const variables

It gives you:

  • extra globals

  • top-level await

  • early access to new features

  • up to 2000 variables

  • can use let and const

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I actually have one right now, and in combat it is basically godlike. It has a bunch of HP, is literally healed whenever it's hit by a water attack, and it's also resistant to a lot of things.

Popular opinion, Clodsire is the best new Pokémon.

You cannot contest this because if you do, it will eject its rib cage towards you

i am now a bait account apparently

Please expect posts relating to 'bait' in the near future. Thank you.

this just in: scolder DOES NOT KNOW the point of the joe biden account

EDIT: i can't believe that i missed that scolder is a bait account, i will stop replying to them

i would like to retract my statement that wasteof users are smarter than twitter users after seeing this

sounds like shes getting in your head… you seem a bit mad… why are you thinking about it so much if you aren’t worried…

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