@kiwi
tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.
close enough, welcome back burritoposting
pickles are bad until they in me
pickles are good til you’re in one
been trying to leave rome for a few days now but the roads all have this weird flaw…
the bodega is leaking
LIKE AND REPOST TO SPREAD AWARENESS OF Steak. . .
2 years on wasteof (longer if you include my old account) and I never set a banner whatever image gets the most likes I’ll set as my banner for a bit
requirements:
cannot be the flop of social media
I'm SO excited to announce that Itchy, the app for Scratch, is officially out on both the Google Play store and the iOS App Store! With the combined efforts of myself and @ileb we have finally got a release out cross-platform, and I'm very proud of it. I firmly believe that it's the easiest way to use Scratch on mobile, and I hope you'll give it a shot. You can find the download links at https://itchy.micahlindley.com/ if you're interested.
hi i just did something kinda silly but i thought it was cool regardless and now i wanna talk about it before moving on to something else: episode 430953
so my dad figured out how to add live tv channels to his plex server recently.
so i started experimenting with making my own personal iptv channel thing for my family to laugh at/with, containing only random videos from the internet that i thought were funny (well in theory anyways). rather predictably i called it KiwiTV.
i don’t know if there’s realistically any way for me to make it public for random internet people to use, but
if there’s a relatively short video on youtube you like (preferably not in vertical video form, and family friendly enough that my family will not be scarred for life upon watching it) that you think i should add to this channel’s queue, feel free to let me know, because i don’t just wanna pull from my personal “masterpieces of youtube” playlist
anyways maybe i’ll share some bits and pieces of it as i add stuff, that might be cool
i found out yesterday that how it’s made hasn’t had any new episodes since 2019, and i thought it was still going all this time… devastating news, how else am i supposed to watch manufacturing machinery complete repetitive tasks over and over again while some disembodied background narration explains that i’m watching manufacturing machinery complete repetitive tasks over and over again?
at least we still have how it’s actually made
i have made a buymeacoffee, just for $2, you get nothing from me, other than satisfaction for wasting money, oh and for server costs
genuinely though, any amount of support will help!
every time good morning america talks about the walt disney company, it's literally just the obama medal meme
if i had a nickel for every time eris made a really good client for a hobby social media project that is loosely tied to scratch, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
the woke left? without saying goodbye first?
key wii
petition to bring back @late-news but to stay true to the name, only report on things that happened five or more years ago
@late pls 
i should change my banner away from ai slop
repost with the most likes and an image attached will be my banner
apparently until the 16th you can get a 1-topping large pizza from domino’s carry out for $6.70 using the promo code “67”.
say what you will about domino’s and the meme as a whole but at least it gave us reasonable food prices