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@kiwi
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“unfortunately, you’re allergic to the letter e”, said the doctor

“oh,” said the patient, and then he died immediately afterwards because basically the doctor got it wrong and he was actually allergic to the letter o

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i now own minecraft volume beta on vinyl! i went with beta instead of alpha because it’s my favorite of the two.

next i’m gonna either get minecraft volume alpha or the entire undertale soundtrack

(pictured with my mom’s record player)

ordered my first ever vinyl record!! i doubt anyone cares but i’ll send pics when i get it

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saying “we’re so cooked” would be the understatement of the century

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this is really cool and all but who’s jimmy and why are we giving him 702 copies of me

my site is now open source! (unfortunately)

https://github.com/Late-Is-Cool/lativion-os

ordered my first ever vinyl record!! i doubt anyone cares but i’ll send pics when i get it

My fellow wasters of money,

as your president, I am committed to hearing opinions from everyone on this website.

So, please, enlighten me: what can I do to improve the well-being of this website? What suggestions do you have? I can’t simply spend the entirety of my presidency fulfilling self-created goals and leave it at that, I wish to include all in this campaign.

And remember, ask not what wasting money can do for you; ask instead what you can do for wasting money.

- President @kiwi

finally watched smiling friends for the first time and sisxjdnwkzpsjwndhadnwhaaaaaa

who approved this insanity… who let this happen… because they should get a raise

if wasteof ever sells merchandise, they should sell a mug that doesn’t have a bottom or top, so in essence it’s just a cylinder with a handle and a logo stamped on it

simply pour liquids into the mug, and it splatters onto the floor, making whatever you were about to drink non-sanitary and therefore a wasteof your money

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just finished the new gumball season, can now deliver my verdict:

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SPECIAL REPORT FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

thanks to @da-ta for the logo :D

That time of the year is upon us again. The time when The Crack House remains committed to spreading the silliness, the whole silliness, and nothing but the silliness.

It is on this fine day that we would like to announce we have fulfilled some of our campaign promises:

  1. @leaks’ identity has been kept secure. However, he has informed us that someone on wasteof is reading this update. Whether or not this is legit remains to be seen.

  2. The National Anthem has been changed to Remix 10 from Rhythm Heaven Fever, a glorious work of sound design that we firmly believe encompasses the true mission of a money-wasting site.

  3. This post contains three campaign promises (including this one), therefore fulfilling our plan to do what Valve doesn’t.

  4. We can confirm to the nation that wasteof4 does, in fact, have features.

That concludes this update. Continue doing your duties as money wasters, and we will have more to share soon.

- President @kiwi

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i was today years old when i learned old reddit is open source

spoiler-free review

bocchi the rock! is truly one of the shows ever made.

the characters have character, the art was made by artists, the script contains dialogue, and the music was made with instruments.

if i had to pick a favorite character, it would probably be the one i liked the most.

rating: exists/10

(ok but being for real, i’m only up to episode 5 right now but this show is awesome, as your president i highly recommend. thanks to @niko and @eris for indirectly inspiring me to watch it one day when i wondered where their pfps came from)

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tweetof is a third party wasteof client made by @-gr that reskins wasteof to look like 2015 twitter and it’s very cool and epic and you can’t post from it yet but it’s still very cool and you should check it out

https://tweetof.jab11n.tech

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