president’s log of australia: day 29/30
had a subpar night’s sleep
saw some glasses and pens on a table and hallucinated they were ralsei from deltarune for a split second, this probably has absolutely nothing to do with the sleep quality i described a sentence ago but in any case i fail to see the resemblance
can’t wait to be even more tired and see even more weird things beginning tomorrow 
i was mad when discord discontinued the username tags a few years ago because with nitro classic my tag was set to minikiwigeek#0002, this is a subtle nod to my scratch account which has the username minikiwigeek2 (wow so clever)
anyways it’s not a big deal, i’m fine with my current username “kiwi.two”, could have been worse
Attention money wasters: The KiwiLate Police Department has caught TallPeter’s killer. We’ll reveal their identity sometime within the next week.
tried to teach myself how to navigate the usenet yesterday
much to my surprise, all anyone uses the usenet for these days is spam and piracy
president’s log of australia: day 28/30
found a geocache yesterday, was the first time in a while that i’d tried to find one so it was pretty fun
i feel bad for the one apple employee out there who probably spent his life dreaming of working at apple and successfully getting hired after years of schooling
only to be immediately assigned to the windows software department
president’s log of australia: day 27/30
@warnerbros can i buy you pls, i have 2 dollars and half a bag of skittles
my business plan is that we’ll force you to finish the last four seasons of infinity train, change the name of hbo max again just for laughs, and then i won’t really care anymore and you can go back to doing whatever
the letter E
president’s log of australia: day 25/30
went to a video game museum thing yesterday
i think that was the first time i’d ever used an actual NES, the controller buttons do not press the way i expected them to haha
in fact every console i used felt off because they were using PAL instead of NTSC
they also had a playstation running parappa the rapper - i told @late that i’d play it when i got the chance but everyone kept using the machine, how dare they have fun without me!
oh also they were displaying a bunch of ouya consoles in one section, that was pretty funny
anyways this might have been the highlight of my trip
president’s log of australia: day 24/30
why does a research company want me to tell them about video games in exchange for money when they can just google it? are they stupid?
president’s log of australia: day 23/30
i had canned spaghetti on toast for breakfast today
i was very whelmed
president’s log of australia: day 22/30
amazon web services died on the way back to their home planet