“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
My fellow wasters of money,
So I found these files with tallpeter’s name written on them in this Oval Office drawer…
Should I release them in the interest of transparency, or should I shred them, then sue whoever wrote them for trying to defame the great tallpeter?
Because of democracy, I’m leaving the choice to you, wasteof community. Make me proud…
- President Kiwi
“haven’t logged into wasteof in a while! i wonder what that burrito guy is posting about nowada-”

my dad discovered what vocal stims are and is now blasting a vocal stim compilation he found on youtube throughout our house
so far i’ve been able to identify the sounds of gamblecore, the 9 + 10 = 21 vine, one markiplier clip, one how it’s actually made clip, and maybe one clip from smiling friends, though i’m not 100% sure about that one
i’m not even sure if it’s still going because i locked myself in my room and am currently blasting the wii u menu music to drown out the noise
oh joy
I KNEW IT
next nintendo direct is happening on the 12th
12 is a multiple of 4
there’s four main boxboy games
boxboy 5 confirmed
it got here! eventually! it’s really cool too
the playdate console i’ve semi-sarcastically said i wanted in my discord status for over half a year now has finally been ordered
it will be here… eventually
the slop thickens
why has pixar changed all their social media accounts to almost exclusively post about lightning mcqueen