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“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly

"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly

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cold give:

hands you an ice cube

hot take:

steals your heater

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My fellow wasters of money,

So I found these files with tallpeter’s name written on them in this Oval Office drawer…

Should I release them in the interest of transparency, or should I shred them, then sue whoever wrote them for trying to defame the great tallpeter?

Because of democracy, I’m leaving the choice to you, wasteof community. Make me proud…

- President Kiwi

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“haven’t logged into wasteof in a while! i wonder what that burrito guy is posting about nowada-”

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my dad discovered what vocal stims are and is now blasting a vocal stim compilation he found on youtube throughout our house

so far i’ve been able to identify the sounds of gamblecore, the 9 + 10 = 21 vine, one markiplier clip, one how it’s actually made clip, and maybe one clip from smiling friends, though i’m not 100% sure about that one

i’m not even sure if it’s still going because i locked myself in my room and am currently blasting the wii u menu music to drown out the noise

oh joy

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kiwi voice reveal* soon

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I KNEW IT

virtual boy 2 is gonna be announced at the nintendo direct tomorrow guys, trust

virtual boy 2 is gonna be announced at the nintendo direct tomorrow guys, trust

next nintendo direct is happening on the 12th

12 is a multiple of 4

there’s four main boxboy games

boxboy 5 confirmed

might apply for the scratch youth advisory board this time around tbh

it got here! eventually! it’s really cool too

the playdate console i’ve semi-sarcastically said i wanted in my discord status for over half a year now has finally been ordered

it will be here… eventually

the slop thickens

saw @kiwi as the top comment on the newest slop live video and unironically double taked

why has pixar changed all their social media accounts to almost exclusively post about lightning mcqueen

was tired and absentmindedly tried making an antimeme

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