president’s log of australia: day 9
thanks to my parents’ interesting car song choices, i now subconsciously associate weird al with this country
i’m not complaining though
president’s log of australia: day 8
it just occurred to me that i haven’t taken any pictures so i have no actual evidence that i’m in this country
anyway, for those not in the wasteof discord or a certain other place, i went to the beach yesterday
if you can’t read my mediocre handwriting (and i don’t blame you), it says “wasteof.money - graciously funded by the kiwi-late administration MMXXV”
now this entire country is blessed with the knowledge of wasteof
…i now realize that this advertisement may have been in poor taste, so to redeem myself i may or may not be writing “rip tallpeter” in the sand the next time i visit the beach, idk, we’ll see
i just got back from an event thing where the old guy running the projector decided to exit full screen on the video we were watching even though everything was working completely fine, changed literally nothing after exiting full screen but kept hovering over the “windows ink workspace” button for some reason, accidentally clicked a random youtube recommendation, then a youtube ad that blared “WATCH WHAT EGGS DO TO YOUR BRAIN” at full volume came on
it was great
president’s log of australia: day 7
still haven’t seen any kangaroos yet, therefore i’m still not fully convinced that this country exists
“unfortunately, you’re allergic to the letter e”, said the doctor
“oh,” said the patient, and then he died immediately afterwards because basically the doctor got it wrong and he was actually allergic to the letter o
after three long years, someone apparently turned an old dumb animation i made into a creepypasta
wasn’t expecting this to show up in my scratch notifications but here we are
president’s log of australia: day 5
my nana has had an unopened bottle of the fnaf 2 movie-branded fanta sitting in her fridge for who knows how long
how do i tell her
so discord launched this new quest offering 5000 orbs… if you install and use some clanker slop browser for 15 minutes.
if you want the orbs but also have common sense and don’t want to install whatever this is, here’s a workaround (for windows):
go to the root of your C drive and create a series of folders inside of each other in this order (case sensitive):
C:\Perplexity\Comet\Applicationdownload bart bash, the greatest game of all time
rename
bartbash.exetocomet.exe(again, case sensitive)move
comet.exeto theApplicationfolderrun
comet.exefrom inside of theApplicationfolder (with your discord client open and the mission accepted)play bart bash for 15 minutes
enjoy your orbs!
that directory is literally all that discord is looking for. i used bart bash as an example because it’s the greatest game of all time, but you can realistically do this with whatever .exe you want as long as it’s renamed to comet.exe and is in that specific path. but why would you, you could use bart bash instead
hope this maybe helps someone, thanks to this random reddit comment for teaching me that this was even possible
president’s log of australia: day 4
after a few days of deliberation, i can confirm: these things taste good
that is all for today
president’s log of australia: day 3
the toilets flush the wrong way here, help
other than that i don’t have much to say today, hope you guys are enjoying the negative tariffs
Crack House Mini Report
Tariffs. They suck. We all know they suck. And after having to spend an additional $15 to buy my Playdate about a month ago, I’ve realized that they suck.
So, I’m proud to announce - negative tariffs! They’re like tariffs, but negative. We’ll be enacting a -100% tariff on all movies produced outside Wasteoftopia so you can all be citizens of the world or whatever your guys’ newfangled term for it is.
Secondly, we’ll be enacting a -29.10% tariff on Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda from Australia. This is definitely something that will benefit you all and not just me feeding my addiction to Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda. Emphasis on “not just.”
And last, we’ll be enacting a -500% tariff on all Tim Hortons products, because my administration has heard from you all, and I fully agree - @ilovetimhortons too.
This is not the end of our reverse tariff endeavors - we at the KiwiLate Science Lab are always devising ways to waste (or gain) money.
Tune in soon for our next round of policy enactments. @leaks has confirmed that some policies might be enacted when this post is made.
- President Kiwi
president’s log of australia: day 2
everything here is upside down, help
i had to buy suction cup boots so i could walk on the ceiling in order to type this message
as your president, i hereby announce that we will be distributing vouchers to wasteof citizens so they can buy suction cup boots so they can walk on the ceiling… you’re welcome
oh also i’ll be enacting some policies relatively soon that i promised i’d enact so that’s pretty cool
ok the blood is starting to rush to my head so i’m gonna sign off. this place is weird… what’s next, their toilets flush the wrong way?