“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
Crack House Mini Report
Tariffs. They suck. We all know they suck. And after having to spend an additional $15 to buy my Playdate about a month ago, I’ve realized that they suck.
So, I’m proud to announce - negative tariffs! They’re like tariffs, but negative. We’ll be enacting a -100% tariff on all movies produced outside Wasteoftopia so you can all be citizens of the world or whatever your guys’ newfangled term for it is.
Secondly, we’ll be enacting a -29.10% tariff on Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda from Australia. This is definitely something that will benefit you all and not just me feeding my addiction to Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda. Emphasis on “not just.”
And last, we’ll be enacting a -500% tariff on all Tim Hortons products, because my administration has heard from you all, and I fully agree - @ilovetimhortons too.
This is not the end of our reverse tariff endeavors - we at the KiwiLate Science Lab are always devising ways to waste (or gain) money.
Tune in soon for our next round of policy enactments. @leaks has confirmed that some policies might be enacted when this post is made.
- President Kiwi
president’s log of australia: day 2
everything here is upside down, help
i had to buy suction cup boots so i could walk on the ceiling in order to type this message
as your president, i hereby announce that we will be distributing vouchers to wasteof citizens so they can buy suction cup boots so they can walk on the ceiling… you’re welcome
oh also i’ll be enacting some policies relatively soon that i promised i’d enact so that’s pretty cool
ok the blood is starting to rush to my head so i’m gonna sign off. this place is weird… what’s next, their toilets flush the wrong way?
had very long flight to australia
am at the stage of sleep deprivation where i start questioning what’s real
thought my sister was holding an acoustic guitar just now but she was actually just holding one of those neck pillows
oh also the simpsons movie 2 was announced during all this so that’s kinda funny
check back sometime to hear my verdict on whether or not this country actually exists
so this is going to hurt a lot for me and the rest of my family.
my father passed away last night while me and my mother were at work. my younger siblings were home with him and one of them noticed he was in the bathroom unresponsive and called my mother and then the emergency hotline. my mother quickly rushed to her car to go over to our house, but she forgot me in the process. but an employee took me to my home thankfully. when i got there, there were a bunch of firetrucks and paramedics. after a bit we went to the hospital and waited to see if we got any news regarding him. unfortunately, they told my mom he had died. we went to see him after the hearing his passing, and i cant get his pale face out of my head.
he wasnt supposed to die now, he had his heart surgery on monday and he was going to prepare to get everything situated before that date. but he didnt. me and my family dont even know how to continue after this, since he did a lot of things in and outside the house.
we all loved him, and he is now gone, too early for us.
it's finished, enjoy https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1216365797/
my youth advisory board application/animation is finally done, just need to upload it to youtube and add subtitles. should be public tonight, took me two weeks to make so i hope you enjoy it :D
my youth advisory board application/animation is finally done, just need to upload it to youtube and add subtitles. should be public tonight, took me two weeks to make so i hope you enjoy it :D
TOMORROW
MAYBE
I THINK
this will be released (at the absolute latest) on september 28, hope someone likes it :D
spent the entire day working on my next scratch animation/youth advisory board application and finished around two minutes total… which is good considering animation takes time, and i’d only finished around a minute before today
if i keep working at today’s pace, i’ll be able to turn it in before the deadline, i think. here’s to hoping!
getting dragged back to australia soon, will consider it a presidential diplomatic mission
once again, will keep you guys updated on whether or not it actually exists
go follow cami pls they are very cool and epic
how are we doing“Apple iPod Review: Plays Music!”
Is it just me who finds this video title hilarious
Like yeah Marques… that’s kinda the point
literally 1984
apparently the voice of god has spoken to me so i have to pack it up guys im sorry thank you to my local supporters and EVERYONE on this site because you ALL agree with me on EVERYTHING I have said
