“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
i don’t condone voting with alts, but i do condone voting for #kiwilate2025!
a vote for me and late is a vote for squashing cryptocurrency shilling, petitioning to have the heart icon with a waffle icon, and adding this historical artifact of a video to the library of congress for preservation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY
election results so far
the race has not yet been called by the ap
edit: this post is now outdated please find the new one
you made the right choice!
#KiwiLate2025
i’ll also petition to replace the heart icon with 
and on thursdays only, 
well yeah, except one is a high-budget spectacle of visuals and sound with incredible lore implications and character development that fans the world over have been eagerly waiting for, and the other one’s just captain america
ever noticed how the plot of captain america and the winter soldier is basically the same as the plot of completing the mission
the powers that be asked me to not thank someone every single time they vote so i’m going to just make a universal thank you that applies to anyone who may vote for me in the past, present, or future:
thanks!
#kiwiLate2025
“truth, waffles, and the presidency” is a phrase you can only find on this website
Wasteof News
Tuesday, July 1st
ELECTION
So far in the election, Oren and Kiwi are still close in votes, but Oren is winning by one vote (as of the time of this edit). there has been a lot of truthful and possibly untruthful talk about the candidates. The wasteof feed is full of candidates’ promises and unofficial debates, many of them about truth, waffles, and the wasteof presidency. because of this, @kiwi announced that he would not be retaliatively posting as much and has deleted past posts.
as of the time of this posting. count only includes official candidates.
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V O T E C O U N T:
@oren / @grunklebillsback - 18
@Tallpeter / @dertermenter - 5
@the_owlss / @radi8 - 3
@elsie / ? - 1
@wannaberose / @salad - 1
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thanks for reading! - =^..^=
VOTE UNDER THIS POST BY Monday, July 7th 2025.
One vote per person (including if you’re running), no changing your vote (unless your choice gets disqualified)
You can vote for the following candidates:
@wannaberose for President, @salad for Vice President
@oren for President, @grunklebillsback for Vice President
@the-owlsss for President, @radi8 for Vice President
@pufferfish101007 for President, @grahamsh for Vice President
but my mom said i have to tell people please and thank you 
i realize i’m not joe biden so i’ll keep this short but update on my campaign:
i’m not withdrawing, but i am gonna stop taking this whole election thing as seriously as i was. i’m gonna knock it off with the retaliation posts, and i’m also going to stop using @leaks to repost everything.
vote for me, or don’t. what you really should do is vote for someone!
can’t wait for the dolan darkest video on this
“blaze situation is insane”
there was supposed to be heavy emphasis on the “or exceed”, but you know what? you’re right
so vote for me, and we’ll make wasteof meet the maximum acceptable standard!
Do you want a site that just meets the minimum? Just barely scrapes by? With me as president, we can take wasteof to its full potential!! #votefororen
…and with that, the cabinet is complete! Vote for us, and we’ll continue to make wasteof meet or exceed the minimum acceptable standard.
Kiwi 2025: A (potential) Government of Greatness
Featuring the following cool people as your (potential) Government of Greatness:
“@kiwi" – President
“@late” – Vice President
“@engineerrunner” – Secretary of State and Propaganda
“@toaks” – Treasurer
“@eris” – Defense
“@esben” – Attorney General
“@souple” – Agriculture
“@owl” – Commerce
“@chester” – National Intelligence
“@radi8” - Health
“@da-ta” - Design
“@wynd” - Housing
“@luckythecat” - Transportation
“@cheesewhisk3rs” - Energy
“@thrat” – Education
“@salad” – Homeland Security
“@noodle” – United Nations
“@mybearworld” – Chief Executive Chef
“@oren” - Foreign Affairs
“@wastedonion” - Town Crier
“@joseph-stalin” - Head of Soviet Russia
“@waffles” - Waffle Distribution
“@rayne” - Weather Service
“@han” - Hatch Department
“@jeffalo” – King
vote for someone who can win without randomly starting smear campaigns on other candidates! vote for kiwi 
