@kiwi
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@the-owlsss”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
i don’t want to make this super long since i know i’m not joe biden or anything but
at this point it’s super obvious who’s going to win this election, and it’s not me.
but i’m ok with that! second place is enough for me. and in the grand scheme of things, this whole election thing is just a silly game! i’m super glad i was able to participate. thank you to everyone who voted for me, and thank you to everyone who participated in this election in general!
and congratulations in advance to @auriali and @perrin for winning the election! you guys both really deserve it!
now, comment below for your consolation waffle prize. :)
Kiwi
new incentive: everyone who votes for me will get an “i’m cool” award, like the one shown below!
outdated information, my political interests have shifted to money-wasteism
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession.
If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly…
ok which one of you guys made a last.fm page for that youtube video i made that unexpectedly blew up
because it definitely wasn’t me
i fail to understand the appeal of stanley cups
like, of all the things we could have turned into status symbols, we decided to go with an overpriced water bottle? really?
only five accounts, huh?
that’s not a whole lot, but i guess this is the calme before the storm…
…i’ll let myself out
BREAKING NEWS:
this just in, an alarming amount of namemc accounts have been hacked by someone named “calme”
PhoenixSC - YouTuber
Geuder - Mojang Staff
FruktHamster - Mojang Staff
Mynckey - Map Maker
PurpleCrystal02 - Map Maker
All of the accounts have emerald rank meaning that Calme has spent money for this attack.
More information coming soon.
i’ve done it.
i finished my playthrough of every main route in the masterpiece that is undertale.
here’s the valuable life lessons the game has taught me:
“just because you can fight the funni skeleton man from the memes, doesn’t mean you should fight the funni skeleton man from the memes.”
“next time, play games blind.”
i tried using a vr headset yesterday and when I took it off i had an inception moment where i couldn’t tell what was real
comment on this post and i’ll make chatgpt write a response to your comment
(nothing inappropriate and no images)