@kiwi

male, box enthusiast. | Secretary of State on wasteof, current co-owner of BOXBOY WIKI! who uses the Scratch forums a bit too much. Writes almost everything on this website in lowercase for some reason. I also run a very successful business in which I give away free waffles - if you want one, just comment on my profile and ask! đŸ„ž
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kiwi

male box enthusiast.

links

https://wasteof.money/users/kiwi for the exact same website you’re looking at right now

https://minikiwigeek2.neocities.org for fun website stuff

@minikiwigeek2 for discord

https://scratch.mit.edu/users/minikiwigeek2 for that orange coding site

https://app.meower.org/users/kiwi for that orange non-coding site

https://old.reddit.com/u/minikiwigeek2 for nerd stuff

https://boxboy.fandom.com for a wiki i partially own and run!

https://youtube.com/@minikiwigeek2 for really funny comments and a playlist i made

interests

  • the scratch forums

  • homestar runner

  • minecraft

  • undertale

  • that other game toby fox made after undertale

  • the amazing world of gumball

  • kirby

  • boxboy!

  • maintaining the boxboy wiki (see above)

  • my profile bio that i use everywhere

  • geometry dash

  • the henry stickmin collection

  • the legend of zelda: botw/totk

  • rhythm heaven

  • various other nintendo games

  • the simpsons

  • futurama

  • gravity falls

  • regular show

  • we bare bears

  • adventure time

Mar 26, 2024, 3:41 PM
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asked dall-e to make an image of a potential gumball episode that contains a crossover with scratch


uh
 well
 it made something.

im crying so hard right now guys, can’t believe this is really happening

and so begins the insanity

[source: thebrawlgirl on twitter]

the forumer’s dictionary

helpful phrases we have to use because scratch’s policies are kind of dumb and also because why not

the external service or the purple app = discord

tolors = the official list of rejected suggestions

at = advanced topics

browser extensions = scratch addons

that social media thing that scratcher made = either referring to meower or wasteof.money. neither of which you’re supposed to mention on scratch

* = someone tried to say a bad word on the forums and the filter got rid of it

tfh = the forum helpers

tfh sa = the forum helpers special actions

the support convention = a means of approving or disapproving of suggestions. it’s kind of controversial and not recommended by most longtime forumers

ocular = a great website that lets you search up forum posts and set statuses.

dupe = everyone keeps spamming this on the forums. i don’t get it, what’s the big deal!?!??!?

scratchdb = that thing that people like to yell about because of its frequent downtimes

cubeupload = that thing that people like to yell about because of its frequent downtimes

necropost = when you post on a dead topic so you can say something funny (generally regarded as bad)

contact us = the thing people say to use when they can’t help with something

bbcode = markdown but better

evil kumquats = it’s a long story

mineral fish = also a long story

tbgs = text based games forums, which are like discuss scratch but it’s more fun and dead

siggy = used to host evil kumquat jokes

Mar 31, 2024, 12:00 AM
1 0 0

using the /followers trick, it is possible to see a now-deleted scratch account with the username of “scratchaddons”. it even has the logo and everything. it must have been deleted by the st or the account owner before it was able to gain any attention, because it has zero followers.

weird.

random homsar quote of the day:

"daaah, don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"

no, no, no, you guys have it all wrong. the obvious correct way to make update patch notes is to take the nintendo approach, and just say that you added “general system stability improvements to enhance the user's experience.”

(i’m kidding, everyone’s entitled to their opinion)

well, then you’ll just get xiaomi’s app update notes

We increased stability to improve user experience

  1. Fixed known bugs

  2. Improved overall performance.

developers shouldn't be allowed to put no notes for app updates, like "No information from the developer" is useless. you already won i installed your app at least have the courtesy to tell me what you're changing lol

truly the confession of all time

Dear wasteof.money Community,

I must come forth with a confession that burdens my conscience. Recent events in our community, including what has been referred to as the "skibidi takeover," were orchestrated by me with a singular goal in mind: to prompt the moderation team to shut down the site, forcing us to step away from our screens and touch grass.

Through the creation of alt accounts and the fabrication of personas like "dertermenter" and "dood," I engineered a narrative designed to sow anger and escalate tensions. The character of "lily" was a pawn in this scheme, employed to worsen conflicts and drive the community towards chaos. I used supporting characters like “radi8”, “raery”, and “duolingo” to boost my plan.

However, despite my careful planning and manipulation, the desired outcome was not achieved. Instead of prompting a shutdown and a much-needed break from our digital realms, the result has been nothing short of a failure.

What's more, I regret to inform you that the repercussions of these events went beyond our virtual realm. Several users have confided in me that the heightened stress and anxiety caused by the turmoil within our community led to unfortunate accidents, including instances of individuals so consumed by the drama that they involuntarily soiled themselves during a math exam.

Going forward, I’m resolved to learn from this experience and seek alternative means to foster positive change within our community. Let us use this moment of reflection to reaffirm our commitment to empathy, understanding, and mutual respect

Sincerely,

Oren “The Skibidi Rizzler” Lindsey

Mar 22, 2024, 5:01 PM
34 5 34

thanks for the reply ahsje243, that was real constructive and relevant to the subject

random homsar quote of the day:

“daaaaaah, i’m a knock-knock joke about jogging suits!”

posted my second twitter post ever which just told people to go follow me on wasteof

i mean, my profile is private, so there was no point in doing so, but i felt like it anyway i guess

awesome, thanks a ton @minikiwigeek2 ^_^

turned on wasteof light mode

the eyes
 they burn


the solution is simple: let’s just go back to using ms-dos 5.0

i hate operating systems so much, it made me replace my storage mediums twice and it's so buggy

i hate Windows 10 so much, it made me reinstall windows twice and it's so buggy

i hate OldNewExplorer so much, it made me reinstall windows twice and it's so buggy