“Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.
even if you don’t like Elon, this is pretty cool
The scratch team put 0 effort into April fools day this year (other than making a new sub-forum). Every year they do less and less.
Don't you hate it when you actually have a nice dream with a good plot, and it ends just at the good part? That always happens to me
Had a dream this morning where I could not make any flight I tried to get on (even if I managed to get on I’d get back off for some reason and the plane would leave), until finally I was strapped in and we were starting to move and then my alarm went off
I've been feeling bad lately, probably because I've had no time by myself for over a week. Please disregard all messages from me until Saturday (unless they're funny)
This is how I currently feel
The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest
Today, I seriously thought about killing you I contemplated, premeditated murder
And I think about killing myself
And I love myself way more than I love you, so…
Today, I thought about killing you,
premeditated murder
You'd only care enough to kill somebody you love
The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest
Just say it out loud to see how it feels
People say "don't say this, don't say that"
Just say it out loud, just to see how it feels
Weigh all the options, nothing's off the table
Today, I thought about killing you,
premeditated murder
I think about killing myself
And I, I love myself way more than I love you
The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest
I think this is the part where I'm supposed to say somethin' good to compensate it so it doesn't come off bad
But sometimes I think really bad things
Really, really, really bad things
And I love myself way more than I love you
See, if I was tryin' to relate it to more people
I'd probably say I'm struggling with loving myself
Because that seems like a common theme
But that's not the case here
I love myself way more than I love you
And I think about killing myself
So, best believe,
I thought about killing you today
Premeditated murder.
Hot take: please ignore this. I worded it wrong.
hot take: this post can be interpreted in two different ways that each would start flamewars. how about we chill on the ‘political’ posts (for lack of a better term) for some time.
Hot take: people spend way too much time talking about issues that don't matter, like LGBTQ and race (note: not to say that LGBTQ and race are unimportant issues. In fact, there needs to be equal rights and treatment in both categories. Just, comparatively, they are not as important), and way too little talking about things that really matter for the survival of humanity, like climate change and space travel.
Note: not to say that LGBTQ and race are unimportant issues. In fact, there needs to be equal rights and treatment in both categories.
Hot take: people spend way too much time talking about issues that don't matter, like LGBTQ and race (note: not to say that LGBTQ and race are unimportant issues. In fact, there needs to be equal rights and treatment in both categories. Just, comparatively, they are not as important), and way too little talking about things that really matter for the survival of humanity, like climate change and space travel.
Hot take: people spend way too much time talking about issues that don't matter, like LGBTQ and race (note: not to say that LGBTQ and race are unimportant issues. In fact, there needs to be equal rights and treatment in both categories. Just, comparatively, they are not as important), and way too little talking about things that really matter for the survival of humanity, like climate change and space travel.
Ok, I admit it, you both got me
OREN ALSO KILLED MY FAMILY AND BROKE MY LEGS. HE ALSO SENT TO ME TO MEXICO AND I’M LYING ON THE GROUND SOMEWHERE IN A DESERT! I AM NOW WRITING THIS WITH MY LAST PIECE OF DATA AND NOW REQUEST FOR HELP.
OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS BUT OREN STOLE THE MONA LISA AND MURDERED GEORGE WASHINGTON
I've gotten to the point that I'm numb to people making up lies about me
The sheer impossibility of getting people to understand me online makes me want to grow up and be a rancher in Nevada