Ladies and gentlemen, I've got breaking news that will shock you to your core! The globalist elites are plotting to take away your Windows 7, and they won't stop until they control every single thing you do on your computer!
They're coming for your freedom, folks! The WEF, WHO, and UN want to take away your right to use the operating system of your choice, and force you to use their latest and greatest technology that they can easily monitor and control.
Don't be fooled by their lies and propaganda! They claim Windows 7 is outdated and a security risk, but we all know the truth. The elites want to control your every click and keystroke, and Windows 7 is standing in their way.
But we won't stand for it! We won't let them take away our freedom to use the technology we choose! It's time to rise up, people! It's time to fight back against the Uniparty that wants to control every aspect of our lives!
We need to defend our right to use Windows 7, and we won't stop until George Soros and the elites back off and let us live our lives in peace! So join me, fellow patriots, in the fight for our freedom! Together, we can take back our technology and our lives!
Ayo I’m going there this summer
Yellowstone National Park
On March 1, 1872, Yellowstone became the first national park for all to enjoy the unique hydrothermal wonders. Today, millions of people come here each year to camp, hike, and enjoy the majesty of the park.Photo: "Bison near Mud Volcano" - NPS/Diane Renkin
I want to drive from NC to Alaska when I’m in college (to go to a national park)
I like driving long distances for some reason. And not because of the destination. I’d love to go on a 10 hour drive just to see a rock. I don’t know why.
Edit: For context we’re not actually going to see a rock. That was just an example
I like driving long distances for some reason. And not because of the destination. I’d love to go on a 10 hour drive just to see a rock. I don’t know why.
Edit: For context we’re not actually going to see a rock. That was just an example
Correction, not actually tastier
chic-fil-a fans when you can just eat chicken at home (it's tastier, healthier, and gayer)
"water isn't wet, it makes things wet" people when i drown them in a lake:
Joke btw
There should be a "no one asked" policy on Twitter. If no one asked for your opinion, you're not allowed to give it
There should be a "no one asked" policy on Twitter. If no one asked for your opinion, you're not allowed to give it
We’re literally not getting any work done
This is hilarious 
I’m on a facetime call with some kids from my school (it’s for a school project)
One of the girls is literally eating yogurt on video
It’s disgusting
Bruh
I’m on a facetime call with some kids from my school (it’s for a school project)
One of the girls is literally eating yogurt on video
It’s disgusting
Bruh
Noooo this is a good season
Does anyone else feel the Mandalorian has really dropped off in the latest season
OK this is literally goofy. The Tesla solar website says that they don't operate in my area, even though there's a house literally in my neighborhood which has tesla solar panels. Bruh.
It's because it's crank-operated, so it doesn't qualify as a machine gun
I just found out you can buy a Gatling gun that uses 22 rounds without any restrictions.