this aged poorly
time has turned my brain into grape jelly
we’re closer to 2025 than to 2019
help
my wisdom truly knows no bounds
“Jeffalo. It's like a buffalo, but Jeff" - Perrin, 2022, The New Creators Podcast Episode 3
Oh hey that’s me
new episode of The New Creators featuring @micahlt, @ekmand and special guest @perrin: https://anchor.fm/the-new-creators
i’m fulfilling my civic duty as an NFL uniform aesthetics nerd by disliking every youtube comment I see that claims the Commanders’ all-black alternate unis are good
I hate them so much
Gotta respect the grind. No days off 
didn’t know there was anything tougher to eat than beef jerky - until just now when I ate a stale twizzler I found in my desk drawer
‘Grow a pair’ mf’s when I tell them I’m a pear farmer (I grow thousands of pears per year)
big mood
i am at the brink of insanity
AMONG US LOL
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when you cross the Mexican border and suddenly you’ve lost half of the blue cones in your eyes
if Shakespeare can get away with it so can he
It's funny how Dr. Seuss became one of the most famous authors ever by just making up random nonsense to rhyme with normal words