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allyz climbing up the coolest wasteof user power rankings fr

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me after logging onto social media and seeing people fighting

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as a believer in true gender equality i hope to one day have a wife whom I can lift but who also can lift me

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helping carry all the groceries bc one day i wanna be strong enough to carry any of my friends bridal style for the kicks

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where were you wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“Club penguin is kil”

“no”

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wtf guys, i cant believe beethoven is died, im crying rn

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perfect description of ADHD for someone who doesn’t understand it

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the urge to do 10275 things at once but being indecisive and doing none of them

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hey siri play the bee movie soundtrack on iTunes full volume

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rmv (t ncrgs)

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remove (it encourages)

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remove wasteof.money (it encourages using the internet)

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remove posts (they encourage you to post bad takes)

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Alrighty gamers i am collecting some quick census data

which of the following names should my sister bestow upon her new fish?

(they are all llama themed for reasonable reasons and no other naming options shall be considered)

  1. Leg leg arm megalodon arm (L.L.A.M.A)

  2. Lorenzo Lamas As Meep, Astonishingly (L.L.A.M.A)

  3. Lorenzo Lorenzo Alonzo Monzo Alonzo (L.L.A.M.A)

  4. Laparoscopic Appendectomy My Ass! (L.A.M.A)

  5. Llama Mia! Here we go again

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starting to learn html for my web design and development class and my professor wanted us to include some links at the end of the document we’re formatting so I snuck a rickroll in there

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no two words describe me more accurately than dingus and goober

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Please send your well wishes to @perrin’s brother @corn_bin who will attempt to eat pasta and then proceed to cook it. In that specific order of course. Also get hyped we have a new episode coming out soon with these 2 goobers.

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call me 007 cause i have

0 friends

0 sex

7 dollars

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call me 007 cause i just left my dorm to have breakfast and take the bus home successfully without needing an alarm and without waking my roommate up 👍

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what if patio and ratio rhymed

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i’ve still never emotionally recovered from this you got me so good

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Still one of the replies of all time

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The reason why BB1 results took so long was because I was spending almost all of my free time doing your mom

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BB1 ran so DD8 could walk so PP5 could trudge

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the past tense of William Shakespeare may be Wouldiwas Shookspeared

but the opposite of William Shakespeare is Won’tamnot Staticspoon

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Hey gamers, if you’re a giant nerd who’s into branding/logo design (like me), then consider joining the 5th iteration of the Brand Battle contest, hosted by yours truly.

The info project shall be released in the near future, and signups will be out not long after that. Be sure to give the Scratch account a follow if you’re interested. https://scratch.mit.edu/users/BrandBattle_5/

Let the games begin. (in like 2 weeks)

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imagina how graat wastaof would ba if thara wara imagas and vidaos

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imagine how great wasteof would be if there were images and videos

now replace N with S

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