@perrin

throwback to my infanthood when i would eat handfuls of raw flour and eat mud for fun

to clarify i got my wisdom teeth removed earlier today

Those frickers done stole my teeth

Bro I unironically have Walk the Moon, Bill Wurtz, Hozier, big band jazz covers of video game soundtracks, and contemporary Swedish folktronica all in the same playlist so I feel you

My brother and I have a semi-annual tradition where we get giant cardboard boxes, cut out armholes, put on boxing gloves, go outside in the yard, and punch each other until our boxes are too broken to provide defense

Last Tuesday, I earned my first victory of the tradition via TKO. I am now 1-2 since the event’s inception in 2018

usually, it’s on the day after Christmas so we can call it ‘boxing day box boxing’ but we wanted to do it at a get-together with the boys this year

this is the highlight of my entire career

best gaming console of all time is the Nintendo Wii ong

gingerbread waffles, bacon and sausage, and hot chocolate for breakfast

roast beef, Gorgonzola mashed potatoes, and green beans for lunch/dinner

my sister’s signature triple-chocolate peppermint brownies, several kinds of pie, an absurd amount of homemade cookies for dessert

if the multiverse theory is true do you think there's universes out there where a month other than february has 28 days

like there's one where it's january who gets the short end of the stick and other individual universes where it's the other months

i went to Ikea with the gang last night and we had a blast purchasing 5 Blåhaj’s and giggling like small children as we ran around sitting on every couch and lying down on every bed and opening every cabinet on our way to being completely lost for an hour bc it’s literally set up like a maze

10/10 experience would highly recommend

3 of my classes are

“we’re gonna go over the most basic stuff imaginable and basically just read out of the book, here are assignments that are either way too difficult or childishly easy, here’s an A for literally just showing up”

and the other 2 are

“We’re gonna do something that’s fun and hands-on for the entire class time, the only homework is creating something related to what we discussed in class and you have complete creative freedom, here’s an A for being actually good at art and understanding the material”

college is wack

Only 90s kids remember ong fr

ranch is so much better as a condiment than as an actual salad dressing, change my mind

best salad dressings are Italian and raspberry vinaigrette ong

oh wow what a fun and interesting podcast, maybe I should try being a guest on it for episodes 3 and 5 hint hint wink wink ;) ;)

can confirm college parties are not my can of worms

they are way too loud and don’t involve anything other than alcohol and talking to strangers

I went to one last night hosted by my rugby team and just sat scrolling on my phone the whole time bc I was very tired and overstimulated

(alcohol is gross and i’m scared of what it’ll do to me)

I barely talked to anyone due to the above reason but also because that’s social interaction and I don’t support it

a girl flirted with me but I was barely responsive and too tired to care and also I don’t wanna get romantically involved with anyone at the moment, it was a bit of a confidence boost tho lmao

all around not very fun

true chads use separate shampoo and conditioner (they have soft hair)