go join Brand Battle 5 or I will be mildly disappointed that my silly lil scratch contest is unpopular https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/801466246/
(it’s a design competition so if you like design go join i could use more entries to stroke my fragile ego)
i am right on the edge of having a beard and I wanna let it grow out more but my face is so scratchy idk if it’s worth it
go play A Short Hike it’s incredible
It’s about a bird named Claire who needs to climb a mountain to call her mom and it made me cry
I beat it in 2 hours and loved every second of it, such a cute lil game with a gorgeous environment, lovable characters, really fun gameplay, an adorable little story, and the soundtrack is a banger
it is a boost of pure dopamine and even just thinking about it or watching gameplay makes me feel instantly better
combine the story of celeste with the vibes of animal crossing and the explorative and curious nature of breath of the wild, squeeze into 2 hours, and you basically have A Short Hike
it’s only 8 bucks on steam and on the Nintendo eshop
go play it, you will not regret it
allyz climbing up the coolest wasteof user power rankings fr
as a believer in true gender equality i hope to one day have a wife whom I can lift but who also can lift me
helping carry all the groceries bc one day i wanna be strong enough to carry any of my friends bridal style for the kicks
where were you wen club penguin die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
“Club penguin is kil”
“no”
perfect description of ADHD for someone who doesn’t understand it
rmv (t ncrgs)
remove (it encourages)
remove wasteof.money (it encourages using the internet)
Alrighty gamers i am collecting some quick census data
which of the following names should my sister bestow upon her new fish?
(they are all llama themed for reasonable reasons and no other naming options shall be considered)
Leg leg arm megalodon arm (L.L.A.M.A)
Lorenzo Lamas As Meep, Astonishingly (L.L.A.M.A)
Lorenzo Lorenzo Alonzo Monzo Alonzo (L.L.A.M.A)
Laparoscopic Appendectomy My Ass! (L.A.M.A)
Llama Mia! Here we go again
starting to learn html for my web design and development class and my professor wanted us to include some links at the end of the document we’re formatting so I snuck a rickroll in there
no two words describe me more accurately than dingus and goober
call me 007 cause i have
0 friends
0 sex
7 dollars
call me 007 cause i just left my dorm to have breakfast and take the bus home successfully without needing an alarm and without waking my roommate up 
i’ve still never emotionally recovered from this you got me so good