@perrin

professional dingus
Wall

true chads use separate shampoo and conditioner (they have soft hair)

Girls: I need a shampoo for each separate part of my hair

Boys: Wow check out this 14-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/hair gel/toothpaste/dish soap/laundry detergent/motor oil/salad dressing/3-course gourmet Italian dinner/industrial-grade acid/3D printing filament/self-assembling B-52 bomber plane/entire country of Finland, this is perfect

oh yeah in case anyone here cares i’m doing great in college rn

all my classes are easy, all my professors are super chill, all my grades are good, i’m living the dream

if you plan on doing graphic design as a career I highly recommend going to a small liberal arts school bc it’s cheap and easy and lets you be a bigger fish in a smaller pond

I’m on the rugby team and it’s super fun, we have a tournament on sunday

I have sideburns now

life is good

this aged poorly

time has turned my brain into grape jelly

we’re closer to 2025 than to 2019

help

how in the hell is it august already I’m still mentally stuck in june 2019

my wisdom truly knows no bounds

“Jeffalo. It's like a buffalo, but Jeff" - Perrin, 2022, The New Creators Podcast Episode 3

Oh hey that’s me

new episode of The New Creators featuring @micahlt, @ekmand and special guest @perrin: https://anchor.fm/the-new-creators

i’m fulfilling my civic duty as an NFL uniform aesthetics nerd by disliking every youtube comment I see that claims the Commanders’ all-black alternate unis are good

I hate them so much

Gotta respect the grind. No days off 💪

Labor Day Weekend lawn mowing ftw

Hope y'all have a most excellent Labor Day and do no labor 😎

didn’t know there was anything tougher to eat than beef jerky - until just now when I ate a stale twizzler I found in my desk drawer

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@da-ta is a cutie and @micahlt is a legend

Who is your favorite wasteof user? Mine is @jeffalo

‘Grow a pair’ mf’s when I tell them I’m a pear farmer (I grow thousands of pears per year)

big mood

i am at the brink of insanity

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I feel like I’m swimming through a fluidized bed of flamin hot Cheeto dust rn

the more I learn about dolphins the more I regret being able to read

all birds are lit except for seagulls

sandwich stealing bastards, those ones

Update I’m on a boat