‘Grow a pair’ mf’s when I tell them I’m a pear farmer (I grow thousands of pears per year)
big mood
i am at the brink of insanity
AMONG US LOL
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when you cross the Mexican border and suddenly you’ve lost half of the blue cones in your eyes
if Shakespeare can get away with it so can he
It's funny how Dr. Seuss became one of the most famous authors ever by just making up random nonsense to rhyme with normal words
the fact that Deshaun Watson only gets suspended for 6 games after being accused by 66 women of sexual misconduct while Calvin Ridley gets suspended at least a year for legally betting on games while he’s injured tells you all you need to know about how terrible the NFL is on an organizational level
hey guys i just invented the sequel to bugroot it’s called bugfruit it’s purple and shaped like a wide pear