@perrin

professional dingus
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gonna start a petition for @jeffalo to make a crowd-funded version of wasteof called wasteof.real.money so the acronym for the site can be worm

“The year’s at the spring

The day’s at the morn

The morning’s at 7:00

The hillside’s dew pearled

The lark’s on the wing

The snail’s on the thorn

God’s in his heaven

Burrito’s unbanned

All’s right with the world”

-Robert Browning

what does a fashionable penguin crime lord have to do to get verified around here?

What does a d logo made of 5 rectangles have to do to get verified around here?

Apr 17, 2022, 9:48 PM
14 1 6

positive to positive, heavens to betsy

it’s that time of year when you can feel spring’s arrival in your sinuses

i would commit felony insurance fraud for a Klondike bar

bold of you to assume i car about either ratios or my legacy on this godforsaken website

how does it feel to know that you’ve not only failed to ratio @daily_news, but now your legacy on this site will continue as the man who posts too much and didn’t like the most liked post on wasteof. you’re a disgrace to this community, @perrin.

don’t care didn’t ask

BREAKING NEWS:

@perrin HAS NOT like the most liked post on wasteof.

This is UNACCEPTABLE and we WILL NOT stand for it!

source: https://api.wasteof.money/posts/613762eb7fe2392cf2811c09/loves/perrin

Apr 14, 2022, 1:11 AM
7 1 5

don’t care didn’t ask

BREAKING NEWS:

@perrin HAS NOT like the most liked post on wasteof.

This is UNACCEPTABLE and we WILL NOT stand for it!

source: https://api.wasteof.money/posts/613762eb7fe2392cf2811c09/loves/perrin

Beef jerky is just spicy edible leather

the new correct plural of goose should be goose

mmm yummy chessbrugger

nerd

The better you get at math, the better calculators you get to use.

they say you are what you eat but i don't remember eating a disgrace to society

im so full from eating the skin of my enemies