A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar
The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
Who remembers the spy balloon
I still laugh about this all the time
I feel like it depends, I think a lot of people saying “kids are much more accepting of others than adults” were talking about how kids are more supportive of the LGBT community. But, they’re many ways to be “different”.
Some kids at schools, are not very accepting of autistic kids, and other kids with Disabilities. I’ve seen this happen before myself. So it depends on what you mean
I actually don’t think kids are more accepting of other people than adults. Kids and especially teenagers are not accepting if you’re even a tiny bit different than them. It’s mostly because we’re immature. Adults are extremely accepting in my experience.
I got the discord name change thingy
(QUESTION: Were you able to get your desired username?)
Scratch is changing it’s colors from orange and blue to orange and purple
This is supposed to help the color contrast for color blind people
I think the change is for a good cause, but it’s still sad.
Thoughts?
@oren we have matching dots yippe
(Edit: just found out you can change these, but wouldn’t it be kinda cool if you just randomly get one and can’t change it)
(Edit 2: now I’m stuck on pink :/ )
Some one please tell me what the dot next to my name does
(will I die?)
Wow this bot is just so good
What Makes Polar Bears White
Q: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
A: I dont know, help me figure it out :-)
@dertermenter, since you were asking what other crimes owen has commited, it’s sure looks like he filmed this concert illegally
Ready to rock and roll! Tonight, I'm attending one of the most electrifying concerts in town, and I can't contain my excitement. The anticipation is building, the energy is palpable, and the stage is set for an unforgettable night of music and pure euphoria. The lineup is stacked with incredible artists who know how to captivate a crowd and leave us craving more. From the thumping basslines to the electrifying guitar solos, every note will reverberate through our souls and ignite our passion for music. So, as I prepare to dive into this sea of sound and let the music consume me, I invite you to join me on this sonic adventure. Let the rhythm take over, let your worries fade away, and let the melodies transport you to a place where nothing else matters but the music. Are you ready to rock? 
@owenathletic Trying Out Boxing For The First Time Be Like:
Owen: “You can catch these hands!”
@dertermenter: “You can catch this lawsuit”
Life is the greatest video game, because you only get one life. There is no respawn. So go do something fun