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@perrin

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if you’re reading this, your spleen will disappear in 39 seconds

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Like the fabled titan Atlas, I bear the nation of Poland on my shoulders

very happy to see shaftgoblin banned for being an abusive and sad little troll account but at least they used a gender-neutral prefix bc they didn’t know my pronouns

stroke my fragile penis mx. buying into capitalism

go join Brand Battle 5 or I will be mildly disappointed that my silly lil scratch contest is unpopular https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/801466246/

(it’s a design competition so if you like design go join i could use more entries to stroke my fragile ego)

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if you pay me 19 dollars i will eat fortnite

might be a spicy take but

minecraft parodies <<<<<<<<<< Weird Al Yankovic parodies

clean version <<<<<<< minecraft parodies

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go join Brand Battle 5 or I will be mildly disappointed that my silly lil scratch contest is unpopular https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/801466246/

(it’s a design competition so if you like design go join i could use more entries to stroke my fragile ego)

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i am right on the edge of having a beard and I wanna let it grow out more but my face is so scratchy idk if it’s worth it

go play A Short Hike it’s incredible

It’s about a bird named Claire who needs to climb a mountain to call her mom and it made me cry

I beat it in 2 hours and loved every second of it, such a cute lil game with a gorgeous environment, lovable characters, really fun gameplay, an adorable little story, and the soundtrack is a banger

it is a boost of pure dopamine and even just thinking about it or watching gameplay makes me feel instantly better

combine the story of celeste with the vibes of animal crossing and the explorative and curious nature of breath of the wild, squeeze into 2 hours, and you basically have A Short Hike

it’s only 8 bucks on steam and on the Nintendo eshop

go play it, you will not regret it

allyz climbing up the coolest wasteof user power rankings fr

me after logging onto social media and seeing people fighting

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as a believer in true gender equality i hope to one day have a wife whom I can lift but who also can lift me

helping carry all the groceries bc one day i wanna be strong enough to carry any of my friends bridal style for the kicks

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where were you wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“Club penguin is kil”

“no”

wtf guys, i cant believe beethoven is died, im crying rn

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perfect description of ADHD for someone who doesn’t understand it

the urge to do 10275 things at once but being indecisive and doing none of them

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hey siri play the bee movie soundtrack on iTunes full volume

rmv (t ncrgs)

remove (it encourages)

remove wasteof.money (it encourages using the internet)

remove posts (they encourage you to post bad takes)

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Alrighty gamers i am collecting some quick census data

which of the following names should my sister bestow upon her new fish?

(they are all llama themed for reasonable reasons and no other naming options shall be considered)

  1. Leg leg arm megalodon arm (L.L.A.M.A)

  2. Lorenzo Lamas As Meep, Astonishingly (L.L.A.M.A)

  3. Lorenzo Lorenzo Alonzo Monzo Alonzo (L.L.A.M.A)

  4. Laparoscopic Appendectomy My Ass! (L.A.M.A)

  5. Llama Mia! Here we go again