@perrin

throwback to a few months ago when me and my brother walked a mile to the grocery store in the pouring rain without an umbrella in order to purchase 2 items for a mother’s day cake, then walked back right as the heavens opened and the rainstorm reached a near torrential downpour

it was a bonding experience like no other

if i had a nickel for every time listening to a video game OST convinced me to purchase a game I otherwise wouldn’t have considered, I’d have two nickels

Listening to the Chicory OST rn and am concerned it might become three nickels

whoever invented vitamin water zero should be permanently enshrined as a national hero

I bet that with enough elbow grease and a single Mr. Clean Magic Eraser™ I could scrub Nebraska off the map

Give a fish a horse and he’ll eat for a day

Teach a fish to doctor and he’ll never feel like he belongs

cheems the dog passed away today :(

rip to a legend

new hozier album is incredible, go listen to it

me when I get kicked in the spheroids

2 friends on the beach and out to lunch are cinematic masterpieces

be glad it didn’t Monday left me broken

me who’s worked 10 hours a day for 8 of the last nine days and can finally sleep in tomorrow

So true bestie

I’ve had the LG ThinQ Single-unit Washtower chime stuck in my head for the last 9 days

I hear it in my dreams

Please send help

i’ve been working so often that i constantly have the phantom hat tingles

if I had a nickel for every film released on July 21, 2023 whose main protagonists are played by actors who have previously portrayed a psychiatry-oriented doctor in the Batman universe who was poisoned by chemicals and became a villain, I’d have 2 nickels