I swear to god half the people on this site have synesthesia and don’t know it
yesterday I played RUGBY for TWO HOURS and got KICKED in the FACE and got a nasty CUT under my EYE and then immediately turned around and went to an OWL CITY concert with my SIBLINGS whom I LOVE DEARLY
i finally posted some of them (the most recent updates are on the last page)
feel free to check out how my design skills have evolved since 2019 if you wanna scroll through all 23 pages lmao
the masculine urge to make one metric butt ass ton of cool designs that i’m legitimately proud of and then not post them anywhere
this is the best this joke can possibly get. there’s no point in doing it anymore. everyone can go home
Ethical Reasoning is already a fun class bc the first assignment includes this whopper of a thought experiment:
“Lisa’s bank account has been accessed by hackers, who are withdrawing $200 from it every five minutes. The bank will not reimburse the stolen funds, and - even worse - will seize Lisa’s assets to pay off any debt. Lisa must simply take a short walk to her bank and put a hold on her account to stop the hackers, a trip that - quite conveniently - takes less than five minutes and is already part of Lisa’s daily routine. On her way, however, she notices an innumerable amount of children drowning in individual pools, each of which will drown if Lisa does not save them. It would take five minutes for her to reach a child and pull them to safety. Lisa must decide how many children to pull to safety before she enters the bank to keep her own interests intact, but once she enters the bank, every child she does not save will drown. Unfortunately for Lisa, in a sisyphean twist of cruel fate, this scenario will occur - without fail - every day for the remainder of her life. Neither the hackers, nor the endless pools of drowning children, will ever cease. How many children is Lisa morally obligated to rescue before entering the bank?”
Sometimes I fantasize that philosophers who hypothesize especially cruel thought experiments be condemned to endure them forever in the afterlife as if they were figures in Greek mythology
the masculine urge to make one metric butt ass ton of cool designs that i’m legitimately proud of and then not post them anywhere
guess who had to grab two mourning doves and carry them outside with his bare hands after they got stuck inside my dorm building today
throwback to a few months ago when me and my brother walked a mile to the grocery store in the pouring rain without an umbrella in order to purchase 2 items for a mother’s day cake, then walked back right as the heavens opened and the rainstorm reached a near torrential downpour
it was a bonding experience like no other
i walked home from the pool and it started raining incredibly hard (i did not bring a jacket or umbrella). but being soaked and not caring whatsoever and lightly jogging home was one of the experiences of all time
nature fans going outside and getting soaked by rain: (they’re embracing the beauty of the world)
if i had a nickel for every time listening to a video game OST convinced me to purchase a game I otherwise wouldn’t have considered, I’d have two nickels
Listening to the Chicory OST rn and am concerned it might become three nickels
whoever invented vitamin water zero should be permanently enshrined as a national hero
I bet that with enough elbow grease and a single Mr. Clean Magic Eraser™ I could scrub Nebraska off the map
Give a fish a horse and he’ll eat for a day
Teach a fish to doctor and he’ll never feel like he belongs