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I bet that with enough elbow grease and a single Mr. Clean Magic Eraser™ I could scrub Nebraska off the map

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Give a fish a horse and he’ll eat for a day

Teach a fish to doctor and he’ll never feel like he belongs

cheems the dog passed away today :(

rip to a legend

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new hozier album is incredible, go listen to it

me when I get kicked in the spheroids

hello everybody today is august 8th which means it is time for the first

Top 10 Tuesday

⚽️ This post’s topic is “top 10 synonyms for balls” (@perrin)

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10 - Circles

9 - Beads

8 - Ovals

7 - Gobs

6 - Spheroids

5 - Spheres

4 - Nuggets

3 - Globules

2 - Globes

1 - Orbs

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And there you have it, those are my top ten favorite synonyms for balls

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2 friends on the beach and out to lunch are cinematic masterpieces

bill wurtz’s music and videos will never fail to put a smile on my face

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be glad it didn’t Monday left me broken

i was having a good day and then coldplay yellow

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me who’s worked 10 hours a day for 8 of the last nine days and can finally sleep in tomorrow

when you finally get a break from a busy week and just sleep in for hours

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I’ve had the LG ThinQ Single-unit Washtower™️ chime stuck in my head for the last 9 days

I hear it in my dreams

Please send help

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i’ve been working so often that i constantly have the phantom hat tingles

if I had a nickel for every film released on July 21, 2023 whose main protagonists are played by actors who have previously portrayed a psychiatry-oriented doctor in the Batman universe who was poisoned by chemicals and became a villain, I’d have 2 nickels

my meme account peein got deleted from scratch with no warning :(

RIP PEEIN 2021-2023

gone but never forgotten

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do y’all ever remember toast exists after 8 months, eat nothing but toast for 2 straight days, and then forget about it for another 8 months

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seeing Elon jettison one of the best logos ever designed for the most generic name and logo ever, for no reason other than to be edgy, absolutely breaks my heart as a logo and branding designer

the name and X logo are both too generic to be copyrightable, why in the hell would anybody change from one of the best brandings of the decade to a brand so poorly made and bland that it's impossible to even defend from plagiarism in court

imagine the trouble this is gonna cause with UI when people won’t know if clicking an X is gonna close a window or redirect to the site’s home page

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