@perrin

It’s only considered “being nice” if you do it in the Nice region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling friendliness

If I had a nickel for every groundbreaking movie released in the last 14 months that featured a complex multiverse and heavily involved a bagel as a plot device, I’d have two nickels

i am sick today and tried to take a mucinex but for whatever reason it got caught in the back of my throat and i threw up in the kitchen sink

then i tried again and the exact same thing happened a second time

i’ve been greeting people with ahoy for years for this exact reason

frick thomas edison

just watched shark tale for the first time and i can confirm that it is definitely one of the movies ever made

2.5/10, slightly worse than Storks (2016)

this is excellent but also consider the following: instead of a shark it’s an octopus and instead of a hug i put him on my head and gently wobble him

bro’s tryna be the man who walked a thousand miles just to fall down at my door

as opposed to 50 cooked bees, which are definitely a thing

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On a scale from Perrin Fertha to Perrin Aybara, I am definitely Perrin Grubb

watching Andor for the first time and I’m a bit appalled that the only character in the entire Star Wars canon I share a name with is the jerky husband of the galaxy’s most efficient girlboss

now would probably be a good time for the CDC to make “being a Celtics fan” a symptom of heart attack risk

Furthermore, if I had a nickel for every animated movie adaption of a popular children’s franchise that featured the voice talents of both Chris Pratt and Charlie Day, I’d have two more nickels

If I had a nickel for every movie I’ve seen in theaters over the last 40 days that featured both Chris Pratt and the song No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn, I’d have two nickels