sleeping with the windows open is awesome until it suddenly drops to 37ºf at 5am with no warning, exacerbating both my seasonal allergies and the phlegm cough that’s leftover from having the flu 3 weeks ago
Sleeping with your windows open is cool until a FAMILY OF 5 FREAKING FOXES moves into the backyard and they make weird noises all night while the dogs bark at it and sounds like an entire bus full of kindergartners is being mauled by a pack of Rottweilers outside my window at 3 in the morning
update: my current roommate (who i don’t dislike we just aren’t really friends bc we never talk to each other) picked a random room and ended up picking the empty half of my suite
operation: rooming with the boys is kinda ruined bc i’m way too non-confrontational to ask him to pick a different room if he doesn’t mind doing so
I picked out a dorm for next fall! 0:
i’ll be sharing a quad (two doubles connected by a shared bathroom) with two friends and getting my half all to myself
yes and it’s called “songs that really need my biscuit” with a cursed image of the Pillsbury dough boy as the photo
Does anyone else have a playlist on Spotify or another service that is kinda like a master playlist? Y’know, the one with basically every song you’ve ever enjoyed. Because I have one called “Music to fill the endlessly empty void in your stone cold putrid heart” that has 755 songs and is 52 hrs and 26 mins long that I put on shuffle at least once a day lmao.
there needs to be a wasteof.money hall of fame for posts like these
I just woke up from the most vivid dream that red lobster completely switched years and started selling PLANES. Exclusively aviation-related vehicles for the purpose of human consumption. You could just go in there and order a Cessna 172 or something and then they would give it to you and you could eat it. I remember when I woke up I legitimately hallucinated the feeling of hot air balloon basket in my mouth and the taste lingered for like 5 minutes.
he got twitter blue on 6 different accounts 
i just threw $48 into a (digital) fire. please send your condolences.
upsides of spring: flowers, leaf, birds, end of seasonal depression, school gets out for the summer, warm weather, everything is basically perfect
downsides of spring: allergies and mosquito bites go brrrrr
gimme the drake cheese combustion bc I can weaponize it + I already rarely listen to drake
I swear every YouTube Shorts would you rather is like “would you rather have your left ring finger be covered in tarantulas for 12 hours on every second Tuesday of the month, or have every wheel of cheddar cheese within a 25 mile radius be set on fire whenever you listen to Drake's music?”
I picked out a dorm for next fall! 0:
i’ll be sharing a quad (two doubles connected by a shared bathroom) with two friends and getting my half all to myself
how did I not realize until today that you can crop images in google docs despite constantly using it for the last 4 years
being sick fricking sucks i hate constantly shivering despite wearing three layers and having my mouth taste like expired oatmeal
double hubris moment:
it’s been 90 degrees each of the last two days
weather exists purely to spite those who dare to observe it
as soon as i post this i immediately get punished for my hubris
it’ll be 27 degrees (-3 celcius) during the easter sunrise service tomorrow morning
spring is officially here in massachusetts :0
we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up
we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)
there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far
everything is good :)
still disappointed that the bit me and @corn_bin did about covering Cambodia with a 1 meter-deep blanket of teeth never actually made it into an episode smh
TNC meticulously crafting the most random tangents imaginable that have nothing to do with the episode topics whatsoever:
nothing refreshes the brain more than an accidental 3-hour nap that makes you forget where you live and what year it is upon waking