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By the way, if you “see” this, 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒔 is coming “your” way.

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When you get it, install Automate immediately

this phone is so shit, i need a android

Is everything being archived? Users, walls, posts, replies, etc?

The reposted post was deleted

Ah, someone must’ve done the Plant Skip, where they clip a plant through a wall to step on its leaves as a platform. Very risky strategy, saves half a second.

This is why we evolved a dedicated digestive system

As the body requires a source of energy in order to function correctly

consumption of food is required to continue living

Wilson’s theorem

(n - 1)! + 1 is divisible by n if n is prime or 1

EDIT: therefore floor ( cos pi ((n-1)!+1)/n )² is a boolean prime detector :3

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T_(3,4) translator:

(0,0) > (3,4)

(1,2) > (4,6)

(9.58,60.302) > (12.58,64.302)

fungus translator:

fungus -> fungus

fake cool to real cool translator

  • real > so true bestie

  • based > slay

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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

For me, I type slowly in both, but in two separate ways

For me, it's the opposite.

Lol, for some reason I type really slow when typing for like schoolwork and stuff but type really speedy when programming… :thinking:
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i haven’t messed up parentheses in a while (sometimes i forget to close them

where do cows go?

this is 1496 characters long

Top 5 numbers on wasteof

I can’t reverse the count, so 1 is actually 5, 2 is actually 4, etc.

  1. 404

    This number is, of course, used on the error page when you go to a page that doesn’t exist. It’s a very useful error code, and lets you know when you’ve went to a wrong page. The reason why it’s not higher up on the list is because it’s not special on wasteof, it’s used for every site.

  2. 1500

    This number is the character limit, and it helps prevent spam, which puts it into the top 5 numbers for sure. However, it’s not very effective against repost chains, which is why it only gets into 4th place.

  3. 84375

    This number is part of @/turtle84375’s username, and is the largest number in someone’s username on wasteof I know of. If you know anyone who has a larger number in their username, please tell me, and I will update this list accordingly. I literally only found out that account existed while writing this post.

  4. 29948225774697949924471167430

    This number is the post ID of the first post on wasteof. Every post has a post ID in hexadecimal, and this is the first post’s ID converted to decimal. Why isn’t this in 1st? What can possibly exceed this? You’ll see.

  5. 4251382748613377394/60466176

    You may be wondering where this number appears on wasteof, but it’s actually not on wasteof. It is wasteof.money itself. “wasteof.money” is the base 36 representation of 4251382748613377394/60466176. What could be a better number on wasteof than wasteof itself?

You used shortcuts to make this? Explain.

GUYS I JUST GOT JOKEBOT TO WORK OMG

I absolutely hate apple shortcuts

Joke uniqueness may be affected but I’m tryna get that working

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

Top 5 numbers on wasteof

I can’t reverse the count, so 1 is actually 5, 2 is actually 4, etc.

  1. 404

    This number is, of course, used on the error page when you go to a page that doesn’t exist. It’s a very useful error code, and lets you know when you’ve went to a wrong page. The reason why it’s not higher up on the list is because it’s not special on wasteof, it’s used for every site.

  2. 1500

    This number is the character limit, and it helps prevent spam, which puts it into the top 5 numbers for sure. However, it’s not very effective against repost chains, which is why it only gets into 4th place.

  3. 84375

    This number is part of @/turtle84375’s username, and is the largest number in someone’s username on wasteof I know of. If you know anyone who has a larger number in their username, please tell me, and I will update this list accordingly. I literally only found out that account existed while writing this post.

  4. 29948225774697949924471167430

    This number is the post ID of the first post on wasteof. Every post has a post ID in hexadecimal, and this is the first post’s ID converted to decimal. Why isn’t this in 1st? What can possibly exceed this? You’ll see.

  5. 4251382748613377394/60466176

    You may be wondering where this number appears on wasteof, but it’s actually not on wasteof. It is wasteof.money itself. “wasteof.money” is the base 36 representation of 4251382748613377394/60466176. What could be a better number on wasteof than wasteof itself?

in China*

Alphabet soup in Japan must be wild
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Why have I seen @/ twice now

@jeffalo (or maybe Userscript devs) I just had a feature idea: mutual following/followers on a users page? So if both me and @/banana-rama were following @/wasteof.money it would appear, and the same for followers. maybe as a box above the following/followers pages main list?