WELCOME TO THE WHITE CRACK HOUSE
Today marks the beginning of the Auriali-Perrin Administration. We will be appointing government roles tomorrow. Please note that this account was previously Auri24 which was the official account of my campaign for president. After a discussion with Oren, we decided it would be best for him to rename the president account, so I may claim it - which I have done.
My first act as president is to rename The White House to The Crack House, which was part of our manifesto, my second act is to rename 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to 308 Negro Arroyo Lane.
As we begin this Administration, I hope that you the people will find that my VP @perrin and I will do what is right by you and ensure that our nation remains silly. It’s time to get serious and restore insanity!
Heya, this is Sean/da-ta/Auriali again! Thank you again folks for getting the Auri24 campaign to be such a success! For now, I’ll need to work out what I want to do with this account. My initial idea is to rebrand it to be a promotional account for my Discord server, ta’s hangout. But if you have any other ideas that might be cool, then let me know!
UPDATE Oren said the best path forward was for me to rename an account to the @president handle, which I have done for this account. So just FYI, this account was formerly Auri24!
My fellow wasteof users, we did it. Thank you for voting for insanity! I am very humbled to be your president-elect. I will work tirelessly to ensure silliness prevails. Thank you to everyone who voted for me and also spread the word to help our grassroots campaign make such a shockwave. Well done to my opponents too, your campaigns were great and I admire your work to win this election. To those who didn’t vote for me, I will work twice as hard to ensure I can convince you all that I am the right person for the job. Thank you to my vice president-elect @perrin for being my running mate, he will work just as hard for the people as I will.
Want to get real for just a moment, this has been really fun and shows to best of wasteof imo, a simple joke about me replacing Joe Biden spiralled into a joke presidential campaign where tons of you guys got really creative with your own campaigns or supporting others campaigns was really awesome to see, honestly didn’t expect to win, I always see myself as a bit of an outsider here since I don’t really code and whatnot, but clearly I was mistaken lol. All of this stuff also just pushed me to 100 followers on this account too! This is my second account to do so (first being da-ta), thank you very much!
I’ll reveal my government and cabinet picks once I get the @president account off of @oren who made it for safekeeping. For now, thank you for everything! Back to normal service!
UPDATE I have the @president account now! Formerly Auri24.
Thank you to everyone who has supported my grassroots campaign and voted for me. I will make a longer remark later on today! 
Today is the final day you can vote! Whoever you want to vote for (hopefully me), make sure your voice is heard!
AURIALI HAS WON THE ELECTION
LEADERBOARD
Auriali - 27
Kiwi - 10
Toaks - 2
Eris - 9
Late - 1
Jeffalo - 2
Skylar - 1
Gambercube6 - 1
Allyz - 3
$upercash - 1
Mybearworld - 1
Elaruu - 3
-1 - 1
steve0greatness
29204958174050385058385058278r - 2
29204958174050385058385058278q - 1
“Miku” - 1
People who have voted: Esben, Wynd, Dertermenter, Kiwi, Toaks, cheesewhisk3rs, Perrin, Donotforgetmycode, Slider_on_the_black, Jamied132, luckythecat, prehistoric-pancake, Blaze, Gryffin, JoshAtticus (rip atticus, the best cat fr), wlodekm2, tnix, radi8, late, busybird15, RedStrider, siliconecb_, geo, elsie, ethernet, 94, paradocktheman, buttah, aurali, zlf, k10398, mybearworld, birdfour, gamecuber6, supercash, touchcreator, catblock, ally, flex, wolf, strawberrypuding, arrow, zagle1772, supernoodles99, impossible usernames, mef, zid, salad, pkmnq, oren, yippymishy, yay, magma, mrmeems, seether, twyx, mrowlsss, ajskateboarder, nezon, blax_, wahsp, lily, vubobinali, -1, faeyie, steve0greatness, silly
Voter count: 68
Thank you Esben for your sacrifice
You thought we ran out of new stickers? Of course we haven’t. It’s sticker galore! Find them in the comments as always!
We wish the best of luck to Blaze as they withdraw from the race. Our fact check still stands, but we appreciate the choice for Blaze to leave the race if that is what they believe is best. Even though they wished not to endorsed us, it’s still important to show kindness to those who you may disagree with (in a comedic way, remember, we’re in the silly business).
My fellow supporters,
This campaign has been built on unity, community, prosperity, freedom, & rule of law. During this campaign, I’ve gained a lot of support from this, & I want to say thank you. Your support means a lot to me, & I’m happy that you supported me for as long as you did.
However, after some careful consideration, I have come to an important decision that will affect the future of this campaign. This decision comes after questioning whether this campaign really reflected the values that I promoted. After some reflection, I have come to the decision to officially drop out of the presidential election as a candidate.
The reason dropped out was due to a post I made regarding Auri’s destructive policies that could kill wasteof. It was supposed to be a joke, & it was when I published it, but I also hoped to swing the votes to my side. However, this backfired as Auri was instead widely praised for these same policies I spoke against. When I tried reasoning with voters in the replies, I soon realized that I should just refocus on my campaign. However, after some reflection, I decided that dropping out will best serve the values that I stand for & will put that same energy on my campaign to endorse Eris instead.
Eris is an awesome candidate, & she will stand on the values I stood for in my campaign. During this time, I encourage you to vote for Eris, like I will. This account will remain active till 7/30 to support Eris, & stand for unity, community, freedom, & rule of law.
The energy and support for the Auri24 campaign is unmatched! Thank you!
OOGA BOOGA FACT CHECK
Auriali has not mentioned communism, nor endorsed anyone who does. She has thanked fellow wasteof members for their support, (e.g. changing their names, profile pictures, or banners to show support for Auri24). @Perrin has already been announced as Auriali’s running mate, not @Kiwi.
Forcing Elon Musk to rename X back to Twitter is because the Twitter brand was better. It was able to add a word into normal dialogue, that being “Tweet”. We vow not to force any other private individuals or companies to rename themselves. We only want to rename X back to Twitter because Elon Musk sucks at branding.
Renaming The White House to The Crack House is objectively funny, the manifesto does not have plans to sell drugs, nor do we have plans to do so.
Our tax evasion plan will not be as widespread as Blaze claims. Billionaires like Elon Musk already evade taxes. Our random approach will more fairly force the world’s richest to finally pay taxes to fund all gov programs and more, while allowing regular citizens to save money when they randomly can tax evade. It’s also funny.
We're bankrupting Adobe for the greater good, the company extorts customers for 100s of dollars to cancel earlier for no reason and also make bad products that would be better maintained by the open source community.
We’re not shutting down wasteof lol.
This shows the Blaze campaign is anti-fun and anti-silly. We’re in the silly business, not the funny business.
WARNING
This message is urgent, as it has to do Auri’s plans with wasteof.
To start, Auri plans to make wasteof/America communist on the platform if elected, which can undermine freedom and liberty on this platform. (https://wasteof.money/posts/669fc881bbcf41aae3fef228). Although Auri didn’t promote it directly, the account he endorsed does, & Kiwi even offered to be the VP to make it communist.
But that’s not even the worst of what Auriali has planned. His manifesto has plans to promote destructive policies by forcing Elon Musk to change his company name to Twitter, suppressing his right to freely express himself, changing the White House to the Crack House to sell drugs, dividing & destroying our communities as a result. He also plans to allow tax evasion to be legal, leaving 0 funds for programs like SNAP, Medicare, or Social Security, resulting in millions without retirement, disability, or veterans’ benefits. Not only that, he also plans to make Adobe bankrupt out of hatred for the company. He sent a clear message that if he’s president, wasteof will no longer exist.
But this doesn’t have to happen. We have a candidate that instead wants prosperity, freedom, & unity, while promoting accountability & strengthening our communities.
That candidate is Blaze. With your vote, we can say a loud NO to his horrific policies, because YOUR VOICE MATTERS! As Auriali said, “It’s time to get serious.” Let’s do just that & VOTE BLAZE TODAY and save wasteof!
EDIT: bro it’s a joke lmao
This is amazing! Thank you for your support, mef! It is indeed time to get serious. Vote for insanity, vote for Auri!
Heya gamers, unfortunately due to a ton of tech errors we were unable to have a debate, sorry to disappoint! However, while we were trying to fix stuff, my running mate @perrin made this beautiful artistic rendering, so it was totally worth it:
don't worry, you're still the king of wasteof jeffalo!
This is going to be a debate for the ages! I hope you all can tune in to see me in action!
2024 Debate
Hello! We are excited to announce we will be having a debate on the 26th (Tommorow)! It will be at 18:15 British Summer Time.
How will this work?
In the debate discord, we will have a stage for everyone. Yep! Everyone is invited. Mics will be muted while it’s not your turn. Candidates will take turns speaking about their manifesto, then the candidates can ask each other some questions. Then the spectators will be able to ask question through chat, or by speaking.
Remember! This is just a funny and silly debate for our candidates, it’s going to be funny and light hearted.
Join our discord to participate! discord.gg/wHguZqQwKu
NEW: I have released my manifesto, and announced @perrin as my running mate and candidate for VP. To celebrate, we have even more stickers to share with you all to show your support for Auriali Perrin 2024! Find then in the comments!
Hello fellow wasteof users, I have 2 massive campaign announcements to make today. Please read:
I have picked my running mate for this election, that being the wonderful @Perrin. I believe he will be a strong VP for my administration if I am elected. I will appoint other members of my government after the election if I do become elected.
I have released my manifesto, it is a 25 point list of things I plan to do if I become President, I have other ideas that I plan to do, and I am happy to continue to work on my policies all the way up to the election.
Follow @Auri24 for more news from the campaign and remember, vote for insanity, vote for Auri!
