Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Have you read what if?
If I make a band I'm going to call it Hard Drug Hamster (thanks to my gf for inspiration 
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Balls names James name.
Balls. Beach balls.
We have been preparing for the summer update over here. Get ready for some record temperatures!
Remember those promises made a while ago about what would be done by 2025. I bet that many haven't been fulfilled.
i came up with a funny wasteof easter egg idea - it’s called “plakeof money”
it’s basically a series of 10 pre-made plake levels which you have to complete in order, but instead of blue lines, the platforms are randomly-selected posts by people on wasteof that you’re following. also the player icon is whatever your profile picture is.
pls make this real jeffalo it’d be so fun
All good now, but still have a stuffy nose. You never appreciate having a normal nose until every breath is a struggle
crazy how this has more likes than me getting a gf
The irony that I'm rereading a book because it felt like a fever dream while I'm sick does not go over my head
Ignore the nested post here. Calzone will be tolerated and is in fact recommended