nuh uh
people are like “omg I'm so cynical” clearly you have never lived inside of a large ceramic jar and beat your meat at people to win arguments
Damn really cured my depression by being happy
This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.
*clears throat*
*slams table*
*chugs 2 litres of petrol*
*smashes toilet with sledgehammer*
*drops 500kg bomb on bank*
annoy people by rounding time minutes to the nearest fifth of an hour, rather than quarters
Prithee forsooth!
When I was but a wee lad, my only wish in the world was to travel through the recesses of the earth and extract resources
walter white
Walter White
Let's see, how should i post here? lmao
my english teacher would love to start about emoji pronouns
New episode of Minecraft: Story Mode, and we were hosting it, our act just wasn’t it, from the Sun too and extends to about the magic of raw bees.