hello earthlings its jeffalo and today i have something that i think will
pulls heartstrings
: W H E N T H ‘ I N P O S T E R I S S U S
i also have a cool image to show you all!

and remember kids: slavery is bad
does anyone know if there’s a way to remove the “thought-provoking stories” section from firefox and increase the number of sites shown in The Thing Between The Search Bar And The Though Provoking Stories section past 8?
be me
keyboard layout is switched to QWERTY because i was playing a game earlier and i didn’t want to bother rekeying it
type based on Dvorak muscle memory
gibberish
switch keyboard to Dvorak
type based on QWERTY muscle memory
mfw
8 wins out of 29 attempts is only 27.6% vro 

it’s a 40% chance of winning vro 

irl a slot machine has like a 1 in 5,000 win rate