So, my little legionnaires, as I’m sure you knew, I was briefly banned. I return to bring you my perfectly crafted style, but there will be changes to avoid this happening again cuz it was a dragggggggg so here are my rules-
Shaft Goblin does not discriminate based on gender, ethnicity, or sexuality. Only a pussy who can’t format an insult does that. Total cop out.
Shaft Goblin will be incoherent. Nothing will make sense. There will be things I say that you cannot fathom the cause of and that is on purpose.
Shaft Goblin will be disagreeable. It may not seem like it, but I have put lots of work into this persona. Shaft Goblin is designed so that nobody, no matter their personal views, could ever, for any reason, agree with anything that it says. When it calls you a narcissist when you were talking about what you ate for dinner or some shit like that idk you’re MEANT to think “who would say this? Why would they say this? This doesn’t make any sense!”
Shaft Goblin will tone things down. I acknowledge that I did go overboard with some of my bits and took them to a level that made people uncomfortable. Thats on me, I expected people to be comfortable with everything I am, but that was stupid of me. I will do my absolute best to not make people uncomfortable anymore
Shaft Goblin will stop when asked immediately. Self explanatory. If you’re really not having fun with the account, all you need to do is tell me to quit my bullshit and I will stop.
Thats all :)
please im tired of being political on this account i just want to forget about the world and be a little silly jokester again
hot take: this post can be interpreted in two different ways that each would start flamewars. how about we chill on the ‘political’ posts (for lack of a better term) for some time.
Hot take: people spend way too much time talking about issues that don't matter, like LGBTQ and race (note: not to say that LGBTQ and race are unimportant issues. In fact, there needs to be equal rights and treatment in both categories. Just, comparatively, they are not as important), and way too little talking about things that really matter for the survival of humanity, like climate change and space travel.
please im tired of being political on this account i just want to forget about the world and be a little silly jokester again
hot take: this post can be interpreted in two different ways that each would start flamewars. how about we chill on the ‘political’ posts (for lack of a better term) for some time.
Hot take: people spend way too much time talking about issues that don't matter, like LGBTQ and race (note: not to say that LGBTQ and race are unimportant issues. In fact, there needs to be equal rights and treatment in both categories. Just, comparatively, they are not as important), and way too little talking about things that really matter for the survival of humanity, like climate change and space travel.
they published this so people like you would congratulate the man for literally posting the incomplete algorithm
even if you don’t like Elon, this is pretty cool
so, idk if people have figured this out yet, im gonna go ahead and guess yes, but I am transgender, specifically I am a trans feminine nonbinary person. That means that I don’t identify with a specific gender, but I more or less “align” with a girl. Being transgender in that sense is pretty common. However, sometimes someone may “align” with something else kind of? It’s really complex, and its one of those things where you can really only feel it. You really can’t understand because you don’t identify in that way. I don’t fully understand myself dor that same reason. And yes, some people who identify like that want attention, just like some who identify as gay, but the vast majority do not. It also has a lot to do with autism, but I have not like done any research into how, so I can’t tell ya how. what it really comes down to, regardless of why, is that some people do identify that way, so respect that. And on the off chance someone is doing it for attention, its still easier for everybody if you just deal and respect it. I hope I did a good job of explaining, but if you have any more questions just lmk and ill see if I have an answer. Toodles
Hot take: Genders that are actually about social, psychological, sexual etc (with these of course can be set-in-stone or can change aspects (like the ones on this list: https://young.scot/get-informed/gender-identity-terms/) are fine but genders related to not living things (like books, web browsers etc) are weird and to me seem like attention seeking - like who identifies themselves as Google Chrome? Or Diary Of a Wimpy kid?
you hath not fallen off, people just somehow fail to wrap their heads around the concept of transgender people
ratio
EDIT: wait you guys said i can’t just ratio people anymore SO i have decided to give you reasons to make this post have more likes than the other one
i am nice
i am a girl
i am really silly
i kiss people regardless of gender (THAT MEANS YOU!)
i forgot
Had to delete my last post because it wouldn’t let me edit it because of autocorrect… anyway it’s lily
I’m not naming names but a certain someone kinda fell off recently…
little hard not to be angry when people want you dead for existingggg sorryyyyy :/// we’ll try and calm down I know its a little unreasonable on our part but yeahhhh
bro I was trying to help you by saying this
just don’t be so angry all the time and things will go better for you
okay “say why i don’t like it” not that i’ve done that a million times before but i’ll say it again:
i really don’t like it when allocishet people give their opinion on shit about the lgbtq+ community when it literally does not affect them in the slightest. if i said i’m a “enby cat robot thingy” for example and used it/she pronouns that wouldn’t affect you other than the fact that you would call me it or she, so complaining about this “oh my god this person has a gender that’s slightly unusual” is just fucking absurd to me and that you three are still going on about it is just odd (i’d literally said fuck all and got @’d out of nowhere)
It doesn’t pay to be angry and mean about stuff all the time without saying why. It just makes people not like you. And because of that, it makes them not like your opinions or beliefs either. This is true for literally any opinion you can have.
If you don’t like what he’s saying, don’t insult him. Actually say why you don’t like it. Or give reasons as to why it’s wrong. This kind of stuff literally provides 0 value to the site or discussion. It’s flamebait.
Edit: I’m not trying to start a fight with this. I’m telling you because it would actually help you a lot to not post flamebait. You will be more respected. Trust me, I know from experience.
how you look saying this shit
Hot take: Genders that are actually about social, psychological, sexual etc (with these of course can be set-in-stone or can change aspects (like the ones on this list: https://young.scot/get-informed/gender-identity-terms/) are fine but genders related to not living things (like books, web browsers etc) are weird and to me seem like attention seeking - like who identifies themselves as Google Chrome? Or Diary Of a Wimpy kid?
make sure everyone is following current events its really iporant
Every week getting farther from Sunday, huh? Looks like everyone couldn’t hold back this week, bit of a violent one. As a reporter, that makes me rather happy. Let’s get straight into it:
LOTS of conflicts about some really spicy topics, specifically gender and sexual identity.
Wasteof had a very active week due to these controversies, with many trying to quell them.
@lily and @oren were in direct conflict due to a series of responses to @dertermenter ’s post.
Things finally brimmed over the edge when @froggy posted “people should sleep with socks on”. This led to the further outrage explained above. While I try to stay non-partisan, such a vigorous opinion was truly uncalled for. There was no right for @froggy to say such disturbing things, without as much of a trigger warning.
Jokes aside, I believe most of the spiciness really started in the first item of my Spicy Post, linked below: https://wasteof.money/posts/641dd1755d2331074e548f16
Quite the peppery week, a good time to build your spice tolerance.
Top Posts@restrider’s oxymoron: https://wasteof.money/posts/642337c810c75bac38be8a07
@mef’s “wynd is cringe” https://wasteof.money/posts/6421a798a3ca57347cf69472
Thank you all for reading.
yeah b ut its being logical funnty dumbass
It doesn’t pay to be angry and mean about stuff all the time without saying why. It just makes people not like you. And because of that, it makes them not like your opinions or beliefs either. This is true for literally any opinion you can have.
If you don’t like what he’s saying, don’t insult him. Actually say why you don’t like it. Or give reasons as to why it’s wrong. This kind of stuff literally provides 0 value to the site or discussion. It’s flamebait.
Edit: I’m not trying to start a fight with this. I’m telling you because it would actually help you a lot to not post flamebait. You will be more respected. Trust me, I know from experience.
how you look saying this shit
Hot take: Genders that are actually about social, psychological, sexual etc (with these of course can be set-in-stone or can change aspects (like the ones on this list: https://young.scot/get-informed/gender-identity-terms/) are fine but genders related to not living things (like books, web browsers etc) are weird and to me seem like attention seeking - like who identifies themselves as Google Chrome? Or Diary Of a Wimpy kid?
shaftgoblin didn’t still antichrist
I’m not naming names but a certain someone kinda fell off recently…
Ghost, Siouxsie and the Banshees, I Don’t Know How But They Found Me, Will Wood.
Driving from Georgia to Florida today, what music should I listen to?
are you sentient
Another cracking ratio again mate
Seriously though just stop, you’re just embarrasing yourself now with all these failed ratios lmao
ratio, that has nothing to do with this
nice ratio mate
ratio homophobe
Bro stop calling people trolls. If there is a troll, report the post and move on.