So, my little legionnaires, as I’m sure you knew, I was briefly banned. I return to bring you my perfectly crafted style, but there will be changes to avoid this happening again cuz it was a dragggggggg so here are my rules-
Shaft Goblin does not discriminate based on gender, ethnicity, or sexuality. Only a pussy who can’t format an insult does that. Total cop out.
Shaft Goblin will be incoherent. Nothing will make sense. There will be things I say that you cannot fathom the cause of and that is on purpose.
Shaft Goblin will be disagreeable. It may not seem like it, but I have put lots of work into this persona. Shaft Goblin is designed so that nobody, no matter their personal views, could ever, for any reason, agree with anything that it says. When it calls you a narcissist when you were talking about what you ate for dinner or some shit like that idk you’re MEANT to think “who would say this? Why would they say this? This doesn’t make any sense!”
Shaft Goblin will tone things down. I acknowledge that I did go overboard with some of my bits and took them to a level that made people uncomfortable. Thats on me, I expected people to be comfortable with everything I am, but that was stupid of me. I will do my absolute best to not make people uncomfortable anymore
Shaft Goblin will stop when asked immediately. Self explanatory. If you’re really not having fun with the account, all you need to do is tell me to quit my bullshit and I will stop.
Thats all :)
This is incoherent how does this screenshot invalidate lily’s post this does not make sense. try harder. be better. feed your rage. feed it too much. your rage has a stomach ache. it gets angrier. success.
nice ratio mate
ratio homophobe
Bro stop calling people trolls. If there is a troll, report the post and move on.
Goblins dont have tongues you dick. stop making me feel bad about it. Cancel this guy.
you wish you had a tongue as cleansing as mine
why would you post this. why would you say this online. this will never leave you. shaftgoblin leaves you in contemplation
i actually lick them clean like a cat
he does not fucking wash them hands
It seems people are getting a little thrown off their rocker… let’s report on it!
@gilbert189 made a particularly spicy post about transgender individuals and his confusion on the topic. This has lead to a large amount of reposts on comments stemming from this first post.
Beyond basic antagonism for posting this kind of a post, @sivyx responded with a request for further hot takes. If you’d like the rundown:
@lily hates straight and white people
@mef believes that people need to get over the ever-consuming void and just live
@shaftgoblin believes @sivyx does not wash their hands
Before the wildfire spread, there was a bit of a chain between @mef and @oren about preventing windows 7 from being abolished by the powers that be.
@rando went outside today. not recommended
That’s all for the spicy post. Keep making spicy posts to be featured on the next spicy post.
Thank you @shaftgoblin for the idea.
Thank you all for reading.
Goblins dont have tongues you dick. stop making me feel bad about it. Cancel this guy.
you wish you had a tongue as cleansing as mine
why would you post this. why would you say this online. this will never leave you. shaftgoblin leaves you in contemplation
i actually lick them clean like a cat
he does not fucking wash them hands
It seems people are getting a little thrown off their rocker… let’s report on it!
@gilbert189 made a particularly spicy post about transgender individuals and his confusion on the topic. This has lead to a large amount of reposts on comments stemming from this first post.
Beyond basic antagonism for posting this kind of a post, @sivyx responded with a request for further hot takes. If you’d like the rundown:
@lily hates straight and white people
@mef believes that people need to get over the ever-consuming void and just live
@shaftgoblin believes @sivyx does not wash their hands
Before the wildfire spread, there was a bit of a chain between @mef and @oren about preventing windows 7 from being abolished by the powers that be.
@rando went outside today. not recommended
That’s all for the spicy post. Keep making spicy posts to be featured on the next spicy post.
Thank you @shaftgoblin for the idea.
Thank you all for reading.
i cant turn this into a rude joke good luck bro hope it goes well
Got a scholarship (which is so awesome and cool)
Starting a job this evening to cover what my savings and scholarship won’t
Also applying for a remote internship today so I won’t miss out on job experience before I graduate (fingers crossed I get it though)
I will make this work.
applying to an amazing study abroad trip in spain this summer
I really hope I can find enough money to be able to do it / I hope it doesn’t screw up me getting an internship or future real job…
why would you post this. why would you say this online. this will never leave you. shaftgoblin leaves you in contemplation
i actually lick them clean like a cat
he does not fucking wash them hands
It seems people are getting a little thrown off their rocker… let’s report on it!
@gilbert189 made a particularly spicy post about transgender individuals and his confusion on the topic. This has lead to a large amount of reposts on comments stemming from this first post.
Beyond basic antagonism for posting this kind of a post, @sivyx responded with a request for further hot takes. If you’d like the rundown:
@lily hates straight and white people
@mef believes that people need to get over the ever-consuming void and just live
@shaftgoblin believes @sivyx does not wash their hands
Before the wildfire spread, there was a bit of a chain between @mef and @oren about preventing windows 7 from being abolished by the powers that be.
@rando went outside today. not recommended
That’s all for the spicy post. Keep making spicy posts to be featured on the next spicy post.
Thank you @shaftgoblin for the idea.
Thank you all for reading.
he does not fucking wash them hands
It seems people are getting a little thrown off their rocker… let’s report on it!
@gilbert189 made a particularly spicy post about transgender individuals and his confusion on the topic. This has lead to a large amount of reposts on comments stemming from this first post.
Beyond basic antagonism for posting this kind of a post, @sivyx responded with a request for further hot takes. If you’d like the rundown:
@lily hates straight and white people
@mef believes that people need to get over the ever-consuming void and just live
@shaftgoblin believes @sivyx does not wash their hands
Before the wildfire spread, there was a bit of a chain between @mef and @oren about preventing windows 7 from being abolished by the powers that be.
@rando went outside today. not recommended
That’s all for the spicy post. Keep making spicy posts to be featured on the next spicy post.
Thank you @shaftgoblin for the idea.
Thank you all for reading.
thats the goal pal
you seem to be a member of it too
this guy is a founding member of “the club”
I almost feel bad saying this.
Easily hateable people get hate. It’s just a fact of the internet. If you don’t want hate, don’t be so easy to hate.
Patriotism is hateable. That’s just a fact. You, being patriotic, are also hateable.
A hateable person is not a bad person. A hateable person is a person who isn’t afraid of their own opinion.
If one person nagging at you for patriotism is going to get you down, then maybe it's time to stop being hateable.
Otherwise, join the club.
I know but it’s literally supposed to be a joke
This is literally what always happens whenever I try to do something on wasteof.money. Someone hates me.
I’m not saying that, I’m saying that what your saying makes you sound like some goober who thinks that military superiority is the answer to everything. The US has a lot of big problems, there are things that are good about the country, but it’s undeniable that it has a lot of glaring issues. Responding to “your country kinda sucks“ with “we could kill you“ is just flat out barbaric.
bro literally thinks bunkers are gonna hold up against nukes
bro’s really declaring war on another country because they made fun of your’s
guys make sure to keep your pets locked up tonight, the gremlins are out
fuck he said something funny
"water isn't wet, it makes things wet" people when i drown them in a lake:
i cannot BELIEVE you even THINK to say this. Disgusting. Despicable. My day is ruined. Truly awful
okay back to shenanigans and doing things I care about lets get silly
see rule one
Edit: Now I get the idea why. Can we stop the discourse now?
I kinda don’t get why trans people exists. What’s so enticing about being able to change genders while they’re not really getting the potential benefits of actually changing them?
And while we’re at it, why are most of the trans memes I’ve been getting recently girly?
should I make a legionnaire discord server for miscellaneous plotting