First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!
A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.
Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.
Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
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MEF'S TAXES
note: i represents the imaginary number square root of -1
income: $vector4(32, 0.00001, -pi, 2*i)
deductions: -$4.733333333333333 for petting a cat
owed: $i - 4.733333333333333
plans to waste money: buying a high end 3d printer and buying large amount of
plastic to print various 3D shapes to throw out my window at any unfortunate
passersby
extra note: failure to deem this as valid may result in one or more of the following:
mauling
unsilenced subway tunnel drilling under your home
plastic 3D shapes being thrown at your head
taxesthank you for processing my taxes :D
whoops
unsilenced subway tunnel drilling under your homeis meant to say
unlicensed subway tunnel drilling under your homesorry about that!