as secretary of transportation my first action will be to attempt to enact the METH (Mef Ethical Transportation Hierarchy)

under METH, the following will happen

there will only be one lane for cars

at least 4 bike lanes per road

bikes are allowed to carry anti-vehicle weaponry for defense against cars

busses are legally allowed to hit anyone using the roads to get to their destination on time

subway construction will be opened to private entrepreneurs and hobbyists to stimulate the economy

planes will be allowed to remove as many passengers as needed by any means

this will be the beginning of Making Transportation Really Good For The First Time (MTRGFTFT for short)

Feedback is appreciated! This is a democracy after all!

📢 Meet the Administration

Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.

  1. President - @auriali

  2. Vice President - @perrin

  3. First Gentleman - @beemoviebot

  4. Second Gentleman - @da-ta

  5. Secretary of State - @kiwi

  6. Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks

  7. Secretary of Defence - @eris

  8. Attorney General - @esben

  9. Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd

  10. Secretary of Commerce - @oren

  11. Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter

  12. Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8

  13. Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz

  14. Secretary of Transportation - @mef

  15. Secretary of Energy - @lily

  16. Secretary of Education - @elsie

  17. Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss

  18. Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf

  19. Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt

  20. King - @jeffalo

As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!

Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!

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teleportation when?

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