as secretary of transportation my first action will be to attempt to enact the METH (Mef Ethical Transportation Hierarchy)
under METH, the following will happen
there will only be one lane for cars
at least 4 bike lanes per road
bikes are allowed to carry anti-vehicle weaponry for defense against cars
busses are legally allowed to hit anyone using the roads to get to their destination on time
subway construction will be opened to private entrepreneurs and hobbyists to stimulate the economy
planes will be allowed to remove as many passengers as needed by any means
this will be the beginning of Making Transportation Really Good For The First Time (MTRGFTFT for short)
Feedback is appreciated! This is a democracy after all!
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
