@ministry_of_truth

Super Earth's Ministry of Truth page. Check in for democratic updates on the galactic campaign and our glorious helldivers. Maintained by @toaks
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Citizens of Super Earth

Thank you for your mandatory visit to the Ministry of Truth’s wasteof.money page. You can view updates on the galactic campaign which our brave helldivers are fighting in, and have real correspondence with our Creek-veteran Chief-rank helldiver, @toaks. You can even contact helldivers who are active in the galactic war.

Bug loving and bot supporting is considered treason. Please report any suspicious activity you see to your local democracy officer.

Account maintained by @toaks

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Income - [redacted]

Deductions - $200,000,000,000

Wasting - real helldivers do not waste money.

First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!

A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.

Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.

Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!

📢 Meet the Administration

Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.

  1. President - @auriali

  2. Vice President - @perrin

  3. First Gentleman - @beemoviebot

  4. Second Gentleman - @da-ta

  5. Secretary of State - @kiwi

  6. Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks

  7. Secretary of Defence - @eris

  8. Attorney General - @esben

  9. Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd

  10. Secretary of Commerce - @oren

  11. Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter

  12. Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8

  13. Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz

  14. Secretary of Transportation - @mef

  15. Secretary of Energy - @lily

  16. Secretary of Education - @elsie

  17. Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss

  18. Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf

  19. Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt

  20. King - @jeffalo

As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!

Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!

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We did, in fact, save the kids! For Super Earth!

Black hole successful. Nothing bad will ever happen because of this.

Remember, turning Meridia into a black hole is the best solution to destroy the super colony and spread democracy!

Remember, a "close call" at the dark fluid facility resulting in a black hole is a step forward for democracy!

Record numbers of helldivers are retiring... Enlist now and help us defend liberty!

I'm doing my part!

Make sure to kill any automatons you come across. Do your part!

Democracy reference

I finally released v0.6.0 of Toaks' Deluxe. It adds too much to list here

And so many bugs were fixed you could've said I was spreading democracy

https://gamejolt.com/games/toaks_deluxe/758530

You had us in the first half, have fun at the reeducation facilities. 🦅

Ignore the nested post, only kill bugs. Spread democracy! Join the helldivers!

kill bugs

do thoughtcrime

Was promoted to Marshall today. Hail Super Earth

Me with a 500 KG bomb in my handy, ready to show the bugs the power of the indomitable human spirit

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