Thank you for your mandatory visit to the Ministry of Truth’s wasteof.money page. You can view updates on the galactic campaign which our brave helldivers are fighting in, and have real correspondence with our Creek-veteran Chief-rank helldiver, @toaks. You can even contact helldivers who are active in the galactic war.
Bug loving and bot supporting is considered treason. Please report any suspicious activity you see to your local democracy officer.
Account maintained by @toaks
Income - [redacted]
Deductions - $200,000,000,000
Wasting - real helldivers do not waste money.
First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!
A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.
Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.
Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
Black hole successful. Nothing bad will ever happen because of this.
Remember, turning Meridia into a black hole is the best solution to destroy the super colony and spread democracy!
Remember, a "close call" at the dark fluid facility resulting in a black hole is a step forward for democracy!
Record numbers of helldivers are retiring... Enlist now and help us defend liberty!
Make sure to kill any automatons you come across. Do your part!
Democracy reference
I finally released v0.6.0 of Toaks' Deluxe. It adds too much to list here
And so many bugs were fixed you could've said I was spreading democracy
You had us in the first half, have fun at the reeducation facilities.
Ignore the nested post, only kill bugs. Spread democracy! Join the helldivers!
Me with a 500 KG bomb in my handy, ready to show the bugs the power of the indomitable human spirit