@kiwi

tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)

Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.

I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.

You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.

Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.

I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.

Jun 21, 2026

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Waffles as they are produced now shall remain free for all - however, the optional KiwiLate2025-approved-waffles shall be a paid item. I can assure wasteof that it will cost less than your standard Eggo waffle, come with a secret ingredient, taste better, and proceeds from ingredient sales will go towards funding our think tank that devises more ways to waste money.

@esben

Wait so waffles cost money now???

No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.

@luckythecat

by saying “Vote Kiwilate 2025. Vote different. Waste different.” aren’t you implying that by voting for Kiwilate 2025 you’re wasting your vote?

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@luckythecat

by saying “Vote Kiwilate 2025. Vote different. Waste different.” aren’t you implying that by voting for Kiwilate 2025 you’re wasting your vote?

#KiwiLate2025

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#KiwiLate2025

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if i get elected, we’ll leak this random parappa the rapper 2 gameplay video that @late sent me on discord one year ago for no reason

the public must know how great the parappa the rapper franchise is

#KiwiLate2025

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i don’t condone voting with alts, but i do condone voting for #kiwilate2025!

a vote for me and late is a vote for squashing cryptocurrency shilling, petitioning to have the heart icon with a waffle icon, and adding this historical artifact of a video to the library of congress for preservation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY

@leahcimto

election results so far

the race has not yet been called by the ap

edit: this post is now outdated please find the new one

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you made the right choice!

#KiwiLate2025

@9999

hi i voted @kiwi because wom discord kept saying vote oren so i decided to not :3333

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i’ll also petition to replace the heart icon with

and on thursdays only,

vote for me and i’ll petition to ban shilling cryptocurrencies on wasteof

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vote for me and i’ll petition to ban shilling cryptocurrencies on wasteof

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well yeah, except one is a high-budget spectacle of visuals and sound with incredible lore implications and character development that fans the world over have been eagerly waiting for, and the other one’s just captain america

@engineerrunner

ever noticed how the plot of captain america and the winter soldier is basically the same as the plot of completing the mission

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the powers that be asked me to not thank someone every single time they vote so i’m going to just make a universal thank you that applies to anyone who may vote for me in the past, present, or future:

thanks!

#kiwiLate2025

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@grippins

yall gotta vote kiwi

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