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Official account of the KiwiLate Administration. Very cool profile picture and branding created by @da-ta.
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During my next presidential address, I will finally release the long-awaited PaRappa the Rapper 2 gameplay videos that @late sent me once on Discord for some reason. This next presidential address will be released on Sunday. Enjoy.

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My fellow wasters of money,

as your president, I am committed to hearing opinions from everyone on this website.

So, please, enlighten me: what can I do to improve the well-being of this website? What suggestions do you have? I can’t simply spend the entirety of my presidency fulfilling self-created goals and leave it at that, I wish to include all in this campaign.

And remember, ask not what wasting money can do for you; ask instead what you can do for wasting money.

- President @kiwi

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SPECIAL REPORT FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

thanks to @da-ta for the logo :D

That time of the year is upon us again. The time when The Crack House remains committed to spreading the silliness, the whole silliness, and nothing but the silliness.

It is on this fine day that we would like to announce we have fulfilled some of our campaign promises:

  1. @leaks’ identity has been kept secure. However, he has informed us that someone on wasteof is reading this update. Whether or not this is legit remains to be seen.

  2. The National Anthem has been changed to Remix 10 from Rhythm Heaven Fever, a glorious work of sound design that we firmly believe encompasses the true mission of a money-wasting site.

  3. This post contains three campaign promises (including this one), therefore fulfilling our plan to do what Valve doesn’t.

  4. We can confirm to the nation that wasteof4 does, in fact, have features.

That concludes this update. Continue doing your duties as money wasters, and we will have more to share soon.

- President @kiwi

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Thanks to efforts from departments like the Department of Transportation, wasteofland is slowly turning into wasteoftopia. We thank you for your contributions.

- President @kiwi

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the Wasteof Department of Transportation would like to announce some new changes that will be coming to road systems near you.

These include (but are not limited to):

  • The yellow lines on roads will be repainted in varying shades of blue.

  • We are partnering with the British DfT and the Canadian CTA in building a road across the Atlantic Ocean that will connect New York City, New York, USA, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, and Southern England. It is hoped that this intercontinental bridge system will boost tourism in Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, and Southwest England. We are also partnering with various private companies to provide lodging, gas, and retail stores that will be needed for the 2000 mile long bridge. Suggestions for bridge names would be appreciated.

  • We are now instituting a $500+ fine for breaking DOT windows. A similar fine is pending, for graffitiing complaints on DOT walls. If you have complaints, please go to the WDOT website or comment on the WDOT account wall. Thank you.

  • To kickstart my position as Head of the Wasteof Department of Transportation, I would like to introduce Wasteof Departmental Anthems, or WDAs. The Wasteof Department of Transportation is proud to announce that our anthem is now Life is a Highway, specifically the version from Cars™ by Rascal Flatts. Links to the song are below.

    https://open.spotify.com/track/5gB2IrxOCX2j9bMnHKP38i

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/life-is-a-highway/1440667439?i=144

    - @luckythecat, Department Head

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The 25-person cabinet of the KiwiLate Administration has been assembled.

Some of them have already started fulfilling their duties - @da-ta made a glorious remake of our administration’s branding without even being asked, and we’re extremely grateful.

@rayne has already provided the 7-day forecast, as head of the Weather Service.

We look forward to seeing more great - and of course silly - things from them throughout the year.

- President @kiwi 🧇

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Kiwi 2025: A (potential) Government of Greatness

Featuring the following cool people as your (potential) Government of Greatness:

  1. “@kiwi" – President

  2. “@late” – Vice President

  3. “@engineerrunner” – Secretary of State and Propaganda

  4. “@toaks” – Treasurer

  5. “@eris” – Defense

  6. “@esben” – Attorney General

  7. “@souple” – Agriculture

  8. “@owl” – Commerce

  9. “@chester” – National Intelligence

  10. “@radi8” - Health

  11. “@da-ta” - Design

  12. “@wynd” - Housing

  13. “@luckythecat” - Transportation

  14. “@cheesewhisk3rs” - Energy

  15. “@thrat” – Education

  16. “@salad” – Homeland Security

  17. “@noodle” – United Nations

  18. “@mybearworld” – Chief Executive Chef

  19. “@oren” - Foreign Affairs

  20. “@wastedonion” - Town Crier

  21. “@joseph-stalin” - Head of Soviet Russia

  22. “@waffles” - Waffle Distribution

  23. “@rayne” - Weather Service

  24. “@han” - Hatch Department

  25. “@jeffalo” – King

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This account has been transferred to the KiwiLate administration. We’ll have more to share soon!

- President @kiwi

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A message from @kiwi after winning the election:

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THE OFFICIAL ELECTION RESULTS:

@kiwi has won the 2025 wasteof Presidential Election!

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🦞

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This account is the official account of the next President of Wasteof.

This account will be transferred to the election winner on this Friday.

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